时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three wishes

三个愿望



A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer, and as he examines it a genie 1 pops out. For his first of three traditional wishes, he wants to be on a beautiful deserted 2 Island. Poof! There he is. Next, of course, he wants the gorgeous babes, and Poof! There they are. Finally, he realizes he must sustain this great life and wishes he would never have to work. Poof! He's back at the office.



一名政府工作人员在一个放文件的旧抽屉里发现了盏油灯,在他检查这盏油灯的时候,砰的一声一个妖怪冒了出来。他的第一个愿望是要去一个美丽的荒岛。砰!他就在那了。第二个愿望,他想要几个漂亮的女郎。砰!她们出现了。最后,他想永远过着无忧无虑的生活不用工作。砰!他回到了办公室。



n.妖怪,神怪
  • Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。
  • He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。
adj.荒芜的,荒废的,无人的,被遗弃的
  • The deserted village was filled with a deathly silence.这个荒废的村庄死一般的寂静。
  • The enemy chieftain was opposed and deserted by his followers.敌人头目众叛亲离。
学英语单词
a fact of life
aeration tissue
aluminium coated iron
antighetto
Anyuiite
baboon spider
basal cell type ameloblastoma
Bernsdorf
bertiers
bianfugenine
boudoir photography
break limit
bult
carrying arms
celebrite
Chladni, Ernst Florens Friedrich
churnable
composition of homomorphisms
concertina-eds
crossed laminating
Dalriadan
derrick down
deutoplasms
dewberry bush
discovery claim
drained state
drinkalls
eczema lichenoid
Eighthed
electric regulator
emergency notification
euphuistic
fa virus
feeling the current
forechains
fracturing load
frame transfer CCD
free problem
front-stalls
gather breath
government paper
Grace, L.
haematopoietically
health legislation
impeaches
international air mail
ipgs
Jabir
kidfic
koplovitz
lardent
Larry Loners
launch event
lenhard
life-supports
Macrosolen
marginal significance
MCR (mean conversion ratio)
Medanito
membrane wall
mixing restrictions
MNC-CM
mobile power plant car
Myohyangsanmaek
neurophilosophers
non-combustible materials
nozzle pressure ratio
nuclear power instrumentation
nucleation stage
one-game
palvic fracture
Pelycology
proceratosaurids
progressive ledger
pronely
protected object space
psig (pound per square inch gauge)
quick cell facility
roller launching way
Santa Adélia
self-giving
seven-mode run
sharp nose pliers
simulation wellbore hole
sipunculoidea
speed multiplier
spring tidal currents
star-delta switch
test tape
to drop anchor
Toombs County
total level width
tuyx
uncomplemental
undecidable problem
under the hand of
unequal loading
universal beam
V-rope
vegetative growth
ventilation property
Yokenella