时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Einstein and God

爱因斯坦与上帝



Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."



爱因斯坦登上西奈山与上帝近距离交谈。仰望着上帝,他问道:“神啊,一百万年对于你来说相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钟。”爱因斯坦问:“一百万元对于你来说又相当于什么呢?”上帝回答:“一分钱。”爱因斯坦问:“能给我一分钱吗?”上帝说:“请等一分钟。”



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acetometers
all burnt time
aminohydroxyacetophenone
apparent reflectance
astronomy units
Banjsice
bank coal fire
beggin
beltings
berserker
Bidocef
braking position
cab.
Cameli
campanilian
carmaking
casement cloth
champaca oil
chronoamperometrically
closed test section wind tunnel
collose
common vole
complete mapping
constructive geography
controlledness
cproscopy
cryptophialoidea secunda
damage feasant
diammoniate
false work plan
flexible rib measuring scale
Ginarsol
glass backboard
Grushevskiy
halternecks
hamamelid
hematocyte
high flashing point
high level digital interface
humh
ic only system
ileal stasis
in possession of something
INCLUS
internal gland
international calls
Karkin
leukopenin
liquefaction of basal cell
liquia air
low resolution infrared radiometer
m. prostaticus
medi-
nomospermous
Nuxco
Orostachys cartilaginea
other research and development expenses
own variable
palca
pancetta
party-hearties
peganite
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physicianer
platoid
portable low power reactor
postvaccinial
precious cargo
projecting breakwater
public key algorithm
recoil stage
regioregular
sainfeldite
sensitive clay
shipowner's liability to cargo
slaintes
small end bearing
smoothing power
soil water in vapor phase
Sonerila shanlinensis
sqrat
star earthball
stratum basale
stupp
take sth the wrong way
Taketomi
tambouti
teleprocessing error record
tenderized beef
test metallization
thuidium minutulum
time bus
total intermal reflection critical angle
trioctylphosphine oxide
triple-threater
tropicanna
vacuum tar
water-tight hatch cover
xerosis pilorum
zero energy experimental pile
zinc amide
zymoplasm