时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

【生词预览】



matron主妇,antique古董,shade色度/色调,eccentric古怪的



笑话原文】



I Painted the Vase



A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided 1 to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters tried to match the shade, but none came close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.



Eventually, a painter approached who was confident that he could mix the proper color. The woman was pleased with the result, and the painter became famous.



Years later, he retired 2 and turned the business over to his son. "Dad," said the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly 3?"

"



Son," the father replied, "I painted the vase."



中文译文】



我给花瓶上了色



一个有钱的主妇很骄傲自己有一个价值连城的古董花瓶,所以她决定把她的卧室也油漆成花瓶的颜色。

好几个油漆匠试着调色,可是没一个人能把颜色调得足够接近花瓶的,来满足这个奇怪的女人的要求。



终于,一个油漆匠找到一个自信能调好颜色的人。主妇对结果非常满意,那个调色的人也出名了。



多年后,他退休了并把家业移交给了儿子。

“爸爸,”儿子问,“有件事我必须得知道。您是如何那么完美地使墙壁的颜色贴合花瓶呢?”



“儿子,”爸爸回答,“我给花瓶上了色。”



词汇讲解】





1.proud骄傲的。与proud有关的惯用语除了文中的be proud of,还有do sb. Proud, 是“给某人增光”之意:His honesty did him proud.他的正直为他增光。



2.valuable价值连城的,它的对义词是valueless,而不是invaluable 4。Invaluable 是valuable的同义词,是“非常珍贵的”、“无法估价的”的意思。



3.antique,形容词“古老的/过时的”,名词“古董、古玩”



4.have her bedroom painted,这里有一个句型“have sth. done”让某人做某事,比如:He had his hair cut.他(请人)给他理头发了。



5.eccentric,形容词“古怪的”,名词“怪人”。



6.turn over,移交,也有“仔细考虑” 的意思: He turned over the problem for hours.他对这个问题思考了好几个小时。



adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
adj.隐退的,退休的,退役的
  • The old man retired to the country for rest.这位老人下乡休息去了。
  • Many retired people take up gardening as a hobby.许多退休的人都以从事园艺为嗜好。
adv.完美地,无可非议地,彻底地
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
adj.无价的,非常宝贵的,极为贵重的
  • A computer would have been invaluable for this job.一台计算机对这个工作的作用会是无法估计的。
  • This information was invaluable to him.这个消息对他来说是非常宝贵的。
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