时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


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【生词预览】



pilot飞行员,license 1许可,vessel 2



笑话原文】



Can Pilots Fly?



The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed 3 boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn’t swim.



When newcomers learned of this, they would often approach him about it. “Is it true? You, a boat captain, can’t swim?”



“No, I can’t! ” he replied. “Can pilots fly?”



中文译文】



飞行员会飞吗?



五大湖实验室雇用一位有执照的船长开研究用的船。大家都知道这个船长不会游泳。



当新来的人知道这事以后,他们常常会去问他:“这是真的吗?你一个船长不会游泳?”



他回答说:“我是不会游泳。那飞行员就一定会飞吗?”



词汇讲解】



1.pilot飞行员。pilot可以作动词用,可以指“带领”:pilot ab. out into the street把某人领出屋子带到街上;也有“试用”的意思:Practically all these devices for saving time and labour have been piloted in【生词预览】



pilot飞行员,license许可,vessel船



笑话原文】



Can Pilots Fly?



The Great Lakes Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain for its research vessel. It was common knowledge that the captain couldn’t swim.



When newcomers learned of this, they would often approach him about it. “Is it true? You, a boat captain, can’t swim?”



“No, I can’t! ” he replied. “Can pilots fly?”



中文译文】



飞行员会飞吗?



五大湖实验室雇用一位有执照的船长开研究用的船。大家都知道这个船长不会游泳。



当新来的人知道这事以后,他们常常会去问他:“这是真的吗?你一个船长不会游泳?”



他回答说:“我是不会游泳。那飞行员就一定会飞吗?”



词汇讲解】



1.pilot飞行员。pilot可以作动词用,可以指“带领”:pilot ab. out into the street把某人领出屋子带到街上;也有“试用”的意思:Practically all these devices for saving time and labour have been piloted in the fifties.这些节约时间和劳动力的策略在50年代差不多都试验过了。



2.Great Lakes 北美洲中东部的五大湖,包括密歇根、苏必利尔、休伦、伊利、安大略湖。



3.license许可。a licensing 4 examination 驾驶执照考试。 They’re only licensed for beer and expensive wine.他们仅获准出售啤酒和名酒。



4. vessel船。a fishing vessel 渔船;a vessel in distress 5遇险船。



5. newcomer新来的人/新近出现的事物。a newcomer to that city 新到那个城市的人。A newcomer to many schools is close-circuit television.不少学校新装了闭路电视。



6.captain船长。captain可以指很多种职位,总结一下:领袖,战略家/副将,海军上校/空军上尉,第一飞行员/列车长,工头,老板,班长。 the fifties.这些节约时间和劳动力的策略在50年代差不多都试验过了。



2.Great Lakes 北美洲中东部的五大湖,包括密歇根、苏必利尔、休伦、伊利、安大略湖。



3.license许可。a licensing examination 驾驶执照考试。 They’re only licensed for beer and expensive wine.他们仅获准出售啤酒和名酒。



4. vessel船。a fishing vessel 渔船;a vessel in distress遇险船。



5. newcomer新来的人/新近出现的事物。a newcomer to that city 新到那个城市的人。A newcomer to many schools is close-circuit television.不少学校新装了闭路电视。



6.captain船长。captain可以指很多种职位,总结一下:领袖,战略家/副将,海军上校/空军上尉,第一飞行员/列车长,工头,老板,班长。



n.执照,许可证,特许;v.许可,特许
  • The foreign guest has a license on the person.这个外国客人随身携带执照。
  • The driver was arrested for having false license plates on his car.司机由于使用假车牌而被捕。
n.船舶;容器,器皿;管,导管,血管
  • The vessel is fully loaded with cargo for Shanghai.这艘船满载货物驶往上海。
  • You should put the water into a vessel.你应该把水装入容器中。
adj.得到许可的v.许可,颁发执照(license的过去式和过去分词)
  • The new drug has not yet been licensed in the US. 这种新药尚未在美国获得许可。
  • Is that gun licensed? 那支枪有持枪执照吗?
v.批准,许可,颁发执照( license的现在分词 )
  • A large part of state regulation consists of occupational licensing. 大部分州的管理涉及行业的特许批准。 来自英汉非文学 - 行政法
  • That licensing procedures for projects would move faster. 这样的工程批准程序一定会加快。 来自辞典例句
n.苦恼,痛苦,不舒适;不幸;vt.使悲痛
  • Nothing could alleviate his distress.什么都不能减轻他的痛苦。
  • Please don't distress yourself.请你不要忧愁了。
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