时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"



The winning 1 reply was: "The one nearest the exit 2."



一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将拿出哪一幅?”



获奖的答案是:“最接近出口的那一幅。”



adj.获胜的,胜利的;吸引人的,有说服力的
  • Team A has no chance of winning.A队没有获胜的可能。
  • They have great hopes of winning.他们获胜的希望极大。
n.出口,退场,离去;[计算机]DOS命令:如果存在这个命令,则它可从辅助处理器返回到主处理器;v.退出,脱离
  • They made a rush for the exit.他们猛然冲向出口处。
  • The fire exit downstairs will be open for one minute.楼下的防火出口将会打开一分钟。
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