时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial 1 man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted 2 out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"



我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴,和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者,我应该说,他是有点矮!一天,经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入,高声说,



“有人拿了我的钱包!”



我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声,但有人却蹦出一句话:



“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”!

 



adj.快乐的,好交际的
  • He seemed jovial,but his eyes avoided ours.他显得很高兴,但他的眼光却避开了我们的眼光。
  • Grandma was plump and jovial.祖母身材圆胖,整天乐呵呵的。
v.突然说出,脱口而出( blurt的过去式和过去分词 )
  • She blurted it out before I could stop her. 我还没来得及制止,她已脱口而出。
  • He blurted out the truth, that he committed the crime. 他不慎说出了真相,说是他犯了那个罪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
4-phenylbutan-2-one
a teacher of english
abscess of spinal cord
air bearing gyroscope
alioti
Almagest
althouse
angelicuss
apparent power on line side
audio frequency shift keying
Benjamin West
billyoes
black iron ore
Brachypodium pinnatum
bratkovsky
Buenolandia
but-for test
cartographic evaluation
character formula
chilean firebushes
chill-pressing
cisco
compensated reluctance motor
compunication
contact loss rate
cream ice
critical heat flux test
delayed-action lifting device
diazoline
distuned
dowel plate
drying paddy field
dull sound
eight hundred number
Emeli
equilenin benzoate
equivalent air speed knots
external yolk sac
fuel tank filling sieve
general service launch
Gourock
gravitational classifier
Grissel
gross wages
ground clip
heterohexameric
high-speed plotter
homomorphism group
IHSM
incomplete hemianopsia
inter-frim comparisons
interface resis
labor-based
labyrinthians
lacquering machine
lespedeza stipulaceas
loan loss provision
low-definition television
lower stratosphere
microtitres
mid-season
mocambicana
modern eugenics
multiple organism invasion
myospasis
neutrop
off hand
one hundred and nine
out-of alignment
paguristes doederleini
para-pentoxyphenol
parsons turbine
port of documentation
potential biota
preemptive scheduling strategy
prewritings
programmed I-O command
pulverates
pure rubber sheet
push-pull converter
reiz
releaser phermone
resonant satellite
sarcoidotic pleuritis
sawing room
simple cycle gas turbine engine
snake through
social cost accounting
sound impulse
steady-state concentration
sulfurization
threading speed
train control relay
tube stand
tubular respiration
upward dislocation
vectorially
wear hardness testing apparatus
woodchops
yellow lead chromate
zadakat
ziegelmann