时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Three men, a doctor, an accountant 1 and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg 2, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic 3" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".



有三个人死了,分别是一名医生、一名会计和一名律师。他们来到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德对他们说,如果他们想进入天堂,就得每人回答一个问题。圣彼德看着医生开始发问,“以前电影院放过一部电影,说的是一艘船撞击冰山后沉没,电影的名字是什么?”医生回答,“<<泰坦尼克号>>”,医生随即被允许进入天堂。然后圣彼德看着会计说,“船上有多少人遇难?”。会计很走运,因为他刚看过这部电影,回答道,“1500人遇难。”圣彼德把会计也放进天堂了。最后,圣彼德转过身,看着律师,非常严肃地用命令的口吻问道,“把1500人的名字都说出来?”



n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
n.冰山,流冰,冷冰冰的人
  • The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。
  • The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。
adj.巨人的,庞大的,强大的
  • We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力,以达到我们的目的。
  • The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。
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a. pulmonalis
adjustable-span recorder
Adyghe
aerotolerant bacteria
Alor Pulai
army standard score
auset
bilge sludge box
billingsgates
bratticings
bridecake
broken-section line
Bubaque, I.
calken
capered
castlemead
chasmanine
childern
cisternae venae magnae cerebri
climatic gradient
climbing method
comburghership
conjunctival forceps
coordination parameter
coreferences
debating club
discussion list
early fialure period
edaphic conditions
equipment division
existing property
eye blink
fermentated leaves
flag register
foray into
forcipomyia (forcipomyia) chrysothrix
gastric torsion
GGSN
gnathobase
GUTTAT
gyri occipitales superiores
have in mind
horizontal-type accelerator
hot water test
hydrographical and meteorological station
in-situ original stress of rock mass
index of eigenvalue
interscholastically
intervening sequences
kidnapped
Kurur, Jab.
legal psychology
liposoluble
Loulans
make up a sentence
management task
masking-tapes
megopis (spinimegopis) formosana formosana
merchantable gasoline
mikestands
mine-layings
Mizoguchi Kenji
mohne
nannophanerophytes
nervotabes
nonquestioning
nucleated glass
off his guard
optimum velocity
overwordiness
Peristrophe baphica
pickling and coating
polychlorotrifluoroethylene (pctfe)
print-friendly
prolongest
propylene trimer
pusia cancellarioides
quantum Yang-Baxter equation
Rajbanshi
regripping
reporting accountant
royal ferns
sedentarism
shove
silicone heat-sink compound
Simba Uranga
starter frame block
Strathaven
tensor tympani
transverse irregularity
treasury federal reserve accord
trivial names
troncs
turbocapitalism
two-step photoionization
type bar printer
unostracized
vasa afferentia
Vu Le
webberi
Yamakoshi
Yigong San powder with marveous Effect