时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 1 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.



Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。



一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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a bargain
ACLOS
aerodontalgias
alcyon
alien priory
all-wave rectification
aromaster
black bronze glaze
block covered wall
brunia antica
Caribbean Common M market
Chewings fescue
cofisatine
color-subcarrier reference
colossum
copperIIoxide
crop physiology
cruentate
debolish
detailed geological map
differential car axle
discerptive
Discosphaera
do sth at sb's desire
double product
drabek
dragoman
dresser spool
earthquake risk
electrionised oil
every-other-pixel
excoecarianin
feed liquid inlet
fish wire
fly hand
formally self-adjoint differential operator
gas guzzlers
gauge feeler
gripemobile
grozing-iron
halsters
hand-ride
height-gain curve
ichthyol
impact blaster
jack ass
karyolemma
Kondiaronk, L.
La Garriga
lash rail
Leichlingen
lemic
major organ
mechanical air supply system
medium speed diesel engine
methylvinyl
Milfaron
non-inferential
NSC-17261
obscuration
ODL (output data line)
olympic-quality
ortho-position
over-exploited
panchromatic vision filter
pancrea
percussion pain of spine
plastics for electrical purpose
Poacynum
pomerene
refrigerating car
rehydrating
reinforcement bar straightening machine
reserved page frame performance option
seam connection
send away
shibilant
small lead block test
small-aircraft
smooth vesicle
smoothing-tool
soft steel jaw
soil seed pool
stand-on vessel
steam drying apparatus
Synophridy
tamms
thermo-isopleths
time domain addressing
tonnage regulations
trade sth off
transshapes
trundle-tail
underpacking
vfn
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warungs
water sensitivity evaluation
wizens
zero of code
zygadite