时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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acht
Aka-Bo
amaea gazeoides
anthered
antioxidant capacity
arc suppressing transformer
artificial transmission line
backward slip
bag conveyor
balneum pneumaticum
blubbo
Brocide
c.-a. interval
cannulated
capacitive apeaker
cefmetazole
cerium disulfide
coking furnace
collapse field of mangnetic bubble
come down on the side of
concentrism
contenteth
degree of intensity
detailed rule
dripping fault
educated incapacity
eliminating pathogenic heat from the blood
European high-rate aeration
explosive cyclogeneses
external check
fine-grained environment
foot lessness
forespaces
frozen product
fruit biology
gjovik
going batshit
gypsophyte
hauk
heptagonus
heteromers
homeplace
il-
image directory
internal focusing telescope
knowledge-based pay
Lamarr, Hedy
light-footedness
liphistiids
Lubish
maintainings
Malay bug
manayunk
mixture spread
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network of trading establishment
never an
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nuclearises
Numida meleagris
oce steel
oil-receiver
oxygen producing equipment with electrolysis
para-state enterprise
pelvioileoneocystostmy
penetrant removal method
photogenic epilepsy
positive orthogeotropism
radial flow double rotation turbine
radio communication for number taker
ratio of capital to current liability
rear axle shaft key
refusnik
rods with roughness
rotary airlock
schleidens
self-adaptation system
short stanchion
Siliguri
skittishly
strata cylindricum epidermidis
stress freezing method
switched input
telsimia nigra
testablest
Tetrastigma alatum
the same place
thermopolyspora vulgaris
try-on
turned-off
tutoyer
type II errors
tyre repair
umbery
variable format
vehicle carrier
Villery
wearing surface
wiederman
wooly
zerumbone