时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
Afrophilic
alumina-based cutting tool
annual inspection
Archie Bunkeresque
at war with
barrel vault
bass-player
be sadly mistaken
berow
black film
bonnain
British Shorthair
canadian horsepox
chromium nickel austenite stainless steel
Cleidion spiciflorum
commown
consolidation method
cryptologists
Cycle-Phase
cyphomandra betacea
data processing industry
desmie quartic
discrepancy
dry-run
ekerts
electrostatic gyro
emery grinding stone
epi-illuminating microscope
ercans
Ettlingen
even order
expanding universe
first amendments
float selecting engine
four-row keyboard
Fuller, Andrew
galectin-2
gap-filling
gnathostomata
heart failures
Hooge Zwaluwe
hopfield bands
hourglass-shaped
in order to do
indicator titration method
infant industry
insider
interleaf cushion spring
joint fitting
kawartha
Ki-Gas
klumpke
Leopold's law
line accumulator
loading assumption
lone-wolf
longitudinally split nut
malfunctions
mendinants
mentioned
methyldopa-hydrochlorothiazide
miahs
multiple cluster control
Nangyun
negrophilism
non-clogging impeller
odorless kerosene
oleum pini
oobleck
optical inversion
Otematata
ovarian fimbria
overlying
PCM multiplex system
pectineal crural hernia
piston-type area meter
polyphase induction machine
postwave
praeopercular
pteroylmonoglutamic acids
relaxin
resecured
rickenbackers
side-facing seat
space myopia
special shear wall
squibbler
stansel
that's just me
the hidden hand
thermoprecipitin test
tin copper graphite bearing
Tolkienite
total haul
Totnes
traditioning
underwater polarimeter
urogenital triangle
utilized capacity
volatilization (-sation)
work-products
x86 platform