时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"



"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"



一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

 



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
Abrams'(heart)reflex
allenii
american sweet chestnuts
andrew young
anticompetitively
barturte mt.
black mist
blue wool
branch breaker
can be challenged
chromatical
council of director
criminal education psychology
dairyhouse
data modem
dcsl
deaminoneuraminidase
decimal computer
digital recorder signal generator
disk files
distension cyst
dynamic data recording system
e-prints
electro-communication
ethylidene-succinic anhydride
excess population growth
free from damage on the machined surface
front-wheel camber
gedrite-schist
gopher holes
halsburies
handcasting presser
high grass
indeterminate truss
initialization file
inter-company transaction
interactive system control
interfleet
iphicles
jarle
JSOA
juvenile amaurotic idiocies
Karnaphuli Res.
Kittsian
Kostomuksa
Kronecker sum
limestone landform
liquid phase sintering
Lower Arrow L.
mclanahan
minimal-access programming
moisture condensation
motor carbon
mouth organist
musa textiliss
night-sky camera
noctiflora
oxide strengthened alloy
panhandling
paos
Pendleton Strait
Penhalonga
phrasemaking
phye
Phù Cu
posologic
post-typhoid fever
proreinia eastlakeana yami
quadridavyne
quercetin rutinoside
rami descendens nervi hypoglossi
red eye disease
restoring image detail
roughenings
RT-Ec73
scatologies
secure voice communication system
self-cleaning oil
sewering
sintered ferrous product
skene's duct
spasmodic factor
splenification
steel wire mesh
steve martins
sunder out
take the helm of state
takes a firm stand
taxi bay
tetradynamous stamens
textile leather
Tirso de Molina
tonic motor unit
transhipment free entry
transthalamic
troscheli
tuff volcano
unscabbarded
ventilating brick
vulnerarious
Wassermann, Jakob
West Lawn