时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



学英语单词
acne varioliformis miliaris
aerial form
algorithmic rules
angle of twist
anti-insulinase
aquisition of patent
Astacus japonicus
Ayer, Sir Alfred Jules
bartsches
base ion exchange
benzoylimino
blazarlike activity
bonnethead
branles
cade
Chwaszczyno
cottonize
Crysocolla
cylindrical jaw
deagnostic output file
elevator driving rack
environment noise
equiss
erosion resistance
evaporation from water surface
extrusion prevention
fart tip
fiber-optic bundle
firmianas
flatteresses
free amino acids (faa)
fresh air room
geo-
geseous conduction rectifier
happy shop
hydrologic regimen
hydrolytic degradatiion
in situ field measurement
index of speciality
infant mortality
isometrically
kalyvas
keystone corner
launder sand slicer
line-to-line correlation
mathie seed
matrimonial guilt
microlance
microsieve
monoecious
mulos
nm (nanometer)
odd men out
oil in water type coolant
omentin
open-ended working group
origination fee
otophysans
personal interests
phenomes
pingy
PoE injector
precisionaire
preview dialer
quartz-porphyrite
quick action cylinder cap
RACWA
recovery in kind
run through something
scattering diffusion tensor
Scincella
scroller
self-blamer
sick day
sixty four thousand dollar question
span check
steaming the medicinal herbs
stinkbomb
Stirling, Mt.
stosstheraphy
strathkelvin
sulphur free-cutting steel
sunny yellow
surface micelle
tachyplesin
tack sth on
tail-end booster
telescopic system
three way pipe
Torikabuto-yama
transfilter
translucently
Tugaske
two cents(')worth
underdetection
unisol process
uranosilite
vf
weard
Youngs, L.
zehr
zygomaticoorbital foramen