时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

在演出即将开始前,一个长得相当粗壮的女士来到戏院,递给引座员两张票。引座员问:“请问另一位在哪?” “哦,是这样的”女士脸红着回答,“你看,一个座位对我来说太小了点而且很不舒服,所以我买了两张票。但这两张票都是给我自己用的。” “没关系,女士。”引座员抓了抓头说,“但问题是:你的两个座位号码分别是51和63!”



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accessory pigments
adaptive coloration
adnatum
antinomia
aristologist
assembler instruction
atomized fuel
automatic bale sledge
average laydays
battlefronts
black-box function
bubblingly
budget for local government
cape yellowwoods
cell liquor head tank
chanturia
charidee
chicharrones
chromatin substance
commissurae supraopticae
complaint desk
consecutive aneurysm
constant volume cycle engine
Count Lev Nikolayevitch Tolstoy
counter glow
course of action
cube farm
cyminum
deader'n
direct-reading meter
disk generator
distance counseling
double-domed
epania subchalybeata
Eurochecks
ferro static pressure
fifth sound
flow field electrical analogy
foul breath
Galaxy Note III
gas lift intermitter
gastroesophagostomy
glass oiler with screen
Gymnopilus ventricosus
haptobenthos
iron-bar
Ivan Ivanovitch
Kalininskaya Gryada
keyboard scancode
Krasnaya Polyana
lactoglycerides
lamina suprachorioidea
led on to
lifting block
loss of consortium
lostwithiel
lyophilic dust
mbtu
meneptah
mexicanidad
minnpost.com
mixoploid (nemec 1910)
monaural channel recorder
moving costs
nonprostitute
out-guess
particular negative
Petryaksy
pocket anemometer
possess oneself of
prevention of separation
pseudostipules
ptyass
put aside something
redbox
rubber-neck
S-potential
schum
screen floating
spiderwebbed
splash dam
steel casement door
step-uncle
style sheet
sudden visual loss
syphilid palmaris et plantaris
terms-of-trade effect
thermal conductivity meter
thermally insulated
thiamin mononitrate
tombless
tone-line technique
tooth-glass
transfer computer
Truro
unconstrained record type
unsecured stock
uranous-uranic oxide (u3o8)
valves of liquid level gage
vulval gland
yard ape
zuisins