时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription 1 he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer" "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"



一个姓Strange的律师去买墓碑。他选好了以后,石匠问他,要在墓碑上刻什么碑铭。律师回答:“这里长眠着一个诚实的人,一个律师。”“对不起,我办不到,”石匠说,“要是这样的话,违反了一个坟墓只能埋葬一个人的法律。不过,我会刻上:‘这里长眠着一位诚实的律师’。” 律师抗议:“但是那样人们就不知道这里埋葬的是谁啊!”“当然知道啦,”石匠反驳道,“人们看到会惊呼‘太奇怪了!’”



n.(尤指石块上的)刻印文字,铭文,碑文
  • The inscription has worn away and can no longer be read.铭文已磨损,无法辨认了。
  • He chiselled an inscription on the marble.他在大理石上刻碑文。
学英语单词
A creaking gate hangs longest on the hinges.
a loan on security
acerbi
adaptive optimal system
ambient music
ammonotelism
anticlinal strata
arcings
arhythmically
Asuom
automatic system for measuring magnetic characteristics
awaiting acknowledgement
be on a wrong scent
be unsuitable for sth
boeck sarcoid
BOMDAS
bottom scanning sonar
brannvin
calling relay (line relay)
cancelled cheque
canings
castejon del puente
charlie sheen
chlamys schmeltzii
chromis onumai
clammed
Coccidium perforans
composite winding
concussion grenade
cook rice
cooked goose
Corliss valve gear
dehydrogenate
depletion factor
Dichelorotrifluoroethane
ethyl-sulfate
even-2 nucleus
exchange half
ferrotantalum
ferry scrubber
frontal low
frutokinase
gain one's ends
general base map
glossae
gooseneck
grese
gugelhupf
gun mount shield
gyttja
hate-fucking
hawk-nosed
heading phenomenon
Hooper's pills
idiopathic juvenile osteoporosis
induction in automatic programming
interbank superheater
intergalactic cloud
interpretatios
jet-edge generator
lake biology
Maggia
march on toes
mediacracy
Mosenthal's test
n.s.
narrow sclerophyll plant
Nayarit
neoherculin
net operating profit
Okkang-ri
optic segment
outragings
P'ohang
peace-officer
pelletized type aggregate
precipitation bed
predicter
quasi-optical frequencies
Radix Peucedani
range photomultiplier
rectiplanes isaotakii
rheumajecta
rickmen
sassens
school holidays
security window
serge twill
smucking
stickying
stillwellite-(Ce)
superplasticisers
symmetrical synapse
tactual
Tamil Eelam
tinet
toluate
trough spillway
uncritically
ustashe
woefullest
working capital deficit