时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."



一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
2-bromo-2-propen-1-ol
acoustic gramophone
administrative process
admission
anapnoic
anchoring cone
antifreeze compounds
antioxidant enzyme
automation of mineral processing
avco
backloaded
BCRUM
Bou Guettâra
boults
bringing up leg
bromotolunitrile
Buyuni B.
Cartan matrix
celebrous
Cheongnamdae
compressed air equipment
Corydalis roseotincta
cotwins
coupling with rub ber pads
cut the grass from under sb.'s feet
cyopedology
devoted to you
discontinuous dynamical system
dorsal gastric vein
eat
electronic dance music
entice away
escudoes
extrusive rocks
fil(l)et
fish-tailing
flat-faced
floor skirt
foulmart
Goniothalamus amuyon
hamnen
hive bee
holding frequency
hour
impressinervius
ini
interchange esterification
interlock circuit
jaffa (yafo)
jants
Kushkopola
lavendar
line-engraving
loathsomeness
maintenance of soil fertility
mambi
normal good
Nucleus medialis dorsalis
obstetrist
On a Beach
on welfare
Onzain
Orientalise
Overseas Transportation Office
p-phenylenediamine
pan-Asian
perienchyma
Pizza Slut
pleuritic culture-medium
ply wood
postdormital
preboils
pteris grevilleana
public relations theory
quasi-sacramental
remediated
rewardableness
ride-height
SAPONIF
sea eryngium
serum prothrombin sonversion accelerator deficiency
shoko
smoke bay
space coherent beam
spontaneous avalanche-like fission reaction
superheating curve
surface effect catamaran
Swede
Syntosil
technical vulnerability
transport ships
treel
trepanning
TRICHOSTOMATE
twentiethcentury
unserenaded
up-river
urge line
vaginoscop
varitron
viscous interaction parameter
Zabdi