英语笑话：English Joke - Looking for a Wife
时间：2018-12-03 作者：英语课 分类：英语笑话（MP3+文本）
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single 1.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married 2? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife 3?"
Fred replied 4, "Actually 5, I've found 6 many women that I have wanted to marry 7, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got 8 the perfect 9 solution 10, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few 11 months later 12 they meet again and his friend says, "Did 13 you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown 14 on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was 15 just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said 16, "Then what's the problem 17?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
- I want a single room.我想要一个单人房间。
- Does he mind still being single?他对自己仍然单身在意吗？
- She is my wife.她是我妻子。
- He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
- She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
- I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- he looks young, but she's actually 50.她看上去年轻，可是实际上已五十岁了。
- Actually,that's not quite right.实际上，那不完全对。
- I found him at home.我发现他在家。
- The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
- I want you for my wife; will you marry me?我希望你做我的妻子，你愿意和我结婚吗?
- John is going to marry Mary.约翰将要和玛丽结婚。
- I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
- I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
- She speaks perfect English.她英语说得好极了。
- The weather is perfect for a picnic.这种天气举行野餐好极了。
- It's a peaceful solution.这是个和平的解决方法。
- They tried everyway to find the solution.他们想尽办法来解决问题。
- There are few woods in that area.那个地区几乎没有森林。
- I have a few questions.我有些问题要问你。
- He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。
- This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。
- How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
- Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
- Don't frown at me like that.不要那样对我皱眉。
- Her frown gave him a speechless message.她眉头一皱给了他一个暗示。