时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs 1. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset 2 bait."


一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海,不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”



n.蟹( crab的名词复数 );阴虱寄生病;蟹肉v.捕蟹( crab的第三人称单数 )
  • As we walked along the seashore we saw lots of tiny crabs. 我们在海岸上散步时看到很多小蟹。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The fish and crabs scavenge for decaying tissue. 鱼和蟹搜寻腐烂的组织为食。 来自《简明英汉词典》
v.重新安排,复位;n.重新放置;重放之物
  • As soon as you arrive at your destination,step out of the aircraft and reset your wristwatch.你一到达目的地,就走出飞机并重新设置手表时间。
  • He is recovering from an operation to reset his arm.他做了一个手臂复位手术,正在恢复。
学英语单词
Abdiweli
adjudication of disappearance
amorphus sugar
anomalistic inequalities
anti dune
asplenium rutifolium kze.var.prolongatum hk.
Astroturfed
attorney
be lumbered with
beam approach beacon system
bearproofed
beguild
binary gain control
bouleversation
business tourism
Byzantinological
Camellia chrysantha
camshaft and servomotor equipment
carolinae
casein-mercury
Chagyllyshor Vpadina
coin tap test
consrained oscillation
crowdle
crunch-crunch
cyclic accelerator
cymphangioma
diaphragm type gas meter
digoxygenin
dry-insulation
effecto
electrolyte cooler
electronic wave
enolphosphopyruvic acid
ethyl decylate
fatigue strength analysis
ferrocements
financial rate
Flagellatae
gate non-trigger voltage
Gimhwa
give ... life
glacitate
grand committee
heel pintle
hemipsocus roseus
henry rowe schoolcrafts
Ian Lancaster Fleming
Imbaral
impulse breaker
in repose
instancing models
insulation defect
Karelian pasties
kiddywinkies
La Sarre
laser photometry
laxing rule
lfm
Littoral, Prov.de
Low Under
mbeki
merismoid
methastyrdone
national health insurance statistics
noise suppressor effect
NRFB
ObjectView
peduncled
play theory
pollutants in flue gas
pollutedly
precision frequency meter
proportional control coefficient
prunus paduss
rahuls
recusable
Rete carpale dorsale
rheumatoid lung disease
runestones
sand stargazers
saponite
sinarquista
single-column
sit upons
skoverour
smadja
small molecules
speed regulation factor
starting-places
steam kettle
Suezmax
technopeasants
thoracotropic hormone
unacylated
unlimited liability
various lines
wait on tables
water mole
wheat middlings
xucate
yin fever