英语沙龙:Greek New Year's Day希腊新年

Greek New Year's Day The people of Greece hail1) September １as their New Year's Day because it marks the start of the Greek sowing2) season，a time of hope and promise． To start things off right，farmers' families take plates of seeds to church

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英语沙龙:June 26 Pied PiperDay-6月26日 彩衣魔笛手节

June 26 Pied Piper1) Day One summer day in the Middle Ages，a strange man in multicolored2)（that is，pied）clothing strode into the German town of Hamelin．Learning that the town was infested3) with rats，the stranger offered to dispose of the

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英语沙龙:Thanksgiving-感恩节

Thanksgiving Thanksgiving was first celebrated in 1621,when Plymouth governor William Bradford invited neighboring Native Americans1) to join the Pilgrims2) for a three－day festival in gratitude for the successful harvest that followed a hard winte

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英语沙龙:The reds or the greens?红的还是绿的?

The reds or the greens？ Two apples up in a tree were looking down on the world．The first apple said，Look at all those people fighting，robbing，rioting －－no one seems willing to get along with his fellow man．Some day we apples will be t

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英语沙龙:Fresh Richer-新贵

Fresh Richer A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：Which one is better？He says：Of course the zinc1)－filled is more durable2)，but the wooden is helpful to the health． 新 贵 一个新贵在墓葬

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英语沙龙:华盛顿与樱桃树

A new Version1) of Washington and Cherry Tree Mr．Washington looked at the cherry tree and scratched his chin．Now George，he said to his son，Are you sure you had nothing to do with chopping2) this tree down？I dont clearly recall chopping this

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英语沙龙:《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?

Where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Teacher：Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？ Student：I know，I know．At the bottom of the page． 《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的？ 老师：谁知道《独立宣

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英语沙龙:他正在找呢

The man is looking for it A little boy came home with a five－dollar bill and said he found it.Are you sure it was lost? asked his mother. Sure,I ' m sure, said the little boy.I saw the man looking for it. 他正在找呢 一个小男孩拿着一张５

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英语沙龙:These are my jeans那是我的裤子

These are my jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself－－especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．Look，look． she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．I ca

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英语沙龙:Lift-电梯

Lift An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service．The lift will be down presently，said a nearby clerk． The lift？said the American．Oh，you mean the elevator． No，I mean the lift，replie

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英语沙龙:Humor-幽默

Humor Mother：Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair． Susie：Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror．Just look at Grandma． 幽 默 母亲：苏茜，每次你表现不好，我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜：天哪，妈

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英语沙龙:Driving car-开车

Driving car Father：Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right－hand turn． Susie：That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing． 开 车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏茜：没事，爸，跟在你

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英语沙龙:Not Necessary To Answer-无需回答

Not Necessary To Answer Teacher：I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question．How much hair do you have？ Student ：A hundred and twenty millions． Teacher：How do you kno

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英语沙龙:Now I can go home-我可以回家了

Now I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students，Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier． The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he fo

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英语沙龙:Don’t tell her不要告诉她

Dont tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten．Who's the elder and who's the younger one？ asked a nurse． One of them winked and said，Elder brother，don't tell her． 不要告诉她 两个双胞胎走进幼儿园。你们两个谁大谁小？

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英语沙龙:The Things Kids Say童言无忌

The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1) a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2) in his voice，Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ？The mother

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英语沙龙:Honesty诚实

Honesty A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place... Man:What's the problem,officer? Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone. Man:No,sir,I was going 65. Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives

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英语沙龙:闪电不用付钱

You dont have to pay for lightning Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？ Student：You don t have to pay for lightning. 老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别？ 学生：闪电不用付钱。

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英语沙龙:He must have a computer-他一定有台电脑

He must have a computer A mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God. Do you know, she said to him one day, that God knows where everybody is all the time, and exactly what they are doing. The little boy looked at his mother wide-eyed and sai

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英语沙龙:Nice Try-尝试

Nice Try My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, whos a hair stylist, said, If you let us off with a warning, Ill give you a free haircut for a year. The policeman removed his hat--and he wa

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