时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第二册


英语课

5 Three Jokes



Joke 1

Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained thather back was really painful from moving furniture. “Why don'tyou wait till your husband gets home?” someone asked. “Icould,” my mother told the group, “but the couch 1 is easier tomove if he's not on it.”

Joke 2

 


  A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant, “how old areyou, Mrs. Glass?” “You should never ask an adult's age,” Ibroke in. “That's okay.” Harriett smiled. “I'm fifty.” “Wow,you don't look that old,” the boy said. I was about to breathea sigh of relief when another child chimed in, “Parts of herdo.”


Joke 3



My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they hadno reservations. “Young man, we're both 90 years old,” he toldthe waiter, “we may not have 45 minutes.” They were seatedimmediately.



co-worker 同事

sympathize ? 同情

couch ? 长沙发

a fourth grader 四年级的学生

a sigh of relief   松了口气

chime (in) ? 插话





笑话三则



笑话一



当母亲抱怨她的背因搬动家具酸痛无比时,同事们都很同情她。“你为什么不等你丈夫回来呢?”有人问。“我是可以等的”,母亲说,“不过他不躺在上面时沙发床搬起来更容易些。”



笑话二



一个四年级的学生问教师助理:“你几岁了,格拉丝女士?”“你不应该问一个成年人的年龄,”我打断说。“这没关系,”哈里特笑着说。“我五十了。”“喔,您看起来不像那么老,”男孩说。我正准备松一口气,另一个孩子插话说,“有些部位已经像了。”



笑话三



我的上了年纪的邻居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的饭店被告知他们必须等四十五分钟,因为他们没有订位。“年轻人,我们俩都已经九十岁了,”他告诉服务员,“我们也许已经没有四十五分钟可等了。”他们立即被安排了座位。

 



1 couch
n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
学英语单词
ACCCC
acceleration of transportation
Alacine
Anoplopomidae
archaeastronomy
as hard as a stone
assn.,ass'n.,Assn.
battle dress
behovefully
black-bellieds
bloatedness
bombasted
boxes out
campshedding
channeltron
cheapnesses
children's supplement
choice probability
code independent system
continuous discrete event system simulation language
cringer
deluvial
Dolalgin
domeau
double-cutaways
dragon's tail
drive device
dual degree
embreaded
end-of-message character
Euclid's first axiom
European Communications Security Agency
executive control multiprogramming
fin-tilting machinery
Formiche Bajo
garbiologist
gas chlorination
global area network
golden-white
grid line
hard x-ray
hexformat
high-permeability alloy
holocrystalline-porphyritic
input-output request
Investment decisions
joule's constant
laboratory result
labyrinth passage
large-scale condensation
lichen irlandicus
luminance channel bandwidth
machine-breaking
Malstedt
memory under test
minimum change
Newvicon TV pickup tube
no thoroughfare !
nuclear degeneration
oblateness in circular orbit
overspeed fuel cutoff of gasoline engine
oxolation polymer
photoaugmentation
pilot drill
plan position indication prediction
planning departments expense
pollex varus
poshtel
printer's palsy
pyramis
receptaculum chyli
recirculating dry kilm
regulation of wagon flow
restrictive effect
rough trade
Rydboholm
seivel joint
sestet
severable contract
ship's inventory
smyth sewing
soil temperature overturn
standard-operation
straight-jackets
Strobilanthes equitans
table of altitude
tablefork
tabular deposit
taipeiensis
thingamajigs
timing pulse
tire-woman
Tiszakécske
transformer fault
true to his name
uncuteness
unity gain bandwidth
upright style
user cluster language
virtual terminal (vt)
waxman-markey
Weardley