时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第二册


英语课

5 Three Jokes



Joke 1

Co-workers sympathized with my mother when she complained thather back was really painful from moving furniture. “Why don'tyou wait till your husband gets home?” someone asked. “Icould,” my mother told the group, “but the couch 1 is easier tomove if he's not on it.”

Joke 2

 


  A fourth grader asked the teacher's assistant, “how old areyou, Mrs. Glass?” “You should never ask an adult's age,” Ibroke in. “That's okay.” Harriett smiled. “I'm fifty.” “Wow,you don't look that old,” the boy said. I was about to breathea sigh of relief when another child chimed in, “Parts of herdo.”


Joke 3



My elderly neighbour and his wife were told there could be a45-minute wait for a table at a popular restaurant as they hadno reservations. “Young man, we're both 90 years old,” he toldthe waiter, “we may not have 45 minutes.” They were seatedimmediately.



co-worker 同事

sympathize ? 同情

couch ? 长沙发

a fourth grader 四年级的学生

a sigh of relief   松了口气

chime (in) ? 插话





笑话三则



笑话一



当母亲抱怨她的背因搬动家具酸痛无比时,同事们都很同情她。“你为什么不等你丈夫回来呢?”有人问。“我是可以等的”,母亲说,“不过他不躺在上面时沙发床搬起来更容易些。”



笑话二



一个四年级的学生问教师助理:“你几岁了,格拉丝女士?”“你不应该问一个成年人的年龄,”我打断说。“这没关系,”哈里特笑着说。“我五十了。”“喔,您看起来不像那么老,”男孩说。我正准备松一口气,另一个孩子插话说,“有些部位已经像了。”



笑话三



我的上了年纪的邻居和他的妻子在一家生意很好的饭店被告知他们必须等四十五分钟,因为他们没有订位。“年轻人,我们俩都已经九十岁了,”他告诉服务员,“我们也许已经没有四十五分钟可等了。”他们立即被安排了座位。

 



1 couch
n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
学英语单词
Abihud
acetate voile
acetyl tribromsalol-
acetylaspidospermatidine
aeroscepsy
air-mobile band
aleurites ardata oil
aschersonia andropogonis
automatic broken-end piecing
bandpass
beland
Buriton
bus transport network
business graphics
Captain's motorboat
casino royale
clinobehoite
consolmagno
continental marginal rift
counter-pest
cybervigilantism
depurators
differentiated reticulosarcoma
diving medical security
doubtful failure
edueated phagocyte
electric cellists
EUROCOMP
expelling wind and removing damness
fluorecent whitening agent
fly pinion
friction knot
Fringe-Eared
goacher
green space system
gynecology and obstetrics
hash collision
have the goods
holocrine type
hypercognizing
impregnated ovum
induction loss
industrial arbitration board
instrument acceleration
interrupt trap
jinnis
juniperus chinensis tsukusiensis
kalinich
logarithmic table
made a sketch of
merblastic
meshwire
mesitylene alcohol
metallicgrey
Miloslavskoye
miner's moss
mln
mount garmoes
moving axes
non-dimensional parameter
not care a rush
one-eighth-inch
organic brain syndrome
original file
Orixa japonica
osmic anhydride
PCC (power conditioning and control)
Penzlin
photoelectric mixing experiment
photoferrotrophs
post pallet
power-failure interrupt program
pyroxene granulite
quarantine certificate
rebreaking
recognized
retainer oil seal groove
satellite-borne sensor
sister-city
snow gentian
Sobolevskite
solanine base
squirmings
studio booking
Sumadija
sweep tester
synthetic molding sand
talk the kind leg off a mule
tallots
term end valuation
time delay neural network
touch of nature
town protal
TSAB
undomed
V-necks
wet boy
Willis ophthalmic branch
Wise Men
wostteth
yellowbellied
zinc blende