时间:2019-02-21 作者:英语课 分类:英语悠选脱口秀


英语课

   讲解:


  Today's key word is Birth.
  Birth 出生,诞生
  When a woman gives birth, she produces a baby from her body.
  一个人类宝宝到底是从哪里来的呢?
  今天呢,我们一起来研究一下,坐月子这个“惨无人道”的活动。
  话说,一个充满好奇心的英国小哥前不久不远万里来到中国,体验了一把坐月子。用亲身经历再次证明一个宇宙真理:
  No zuo no die, why you try!?
  Sitting in the month 坐月子
  At first, the British Guy though that 坐月子就是 Sitting in the month!
  这充分证明了,这个天真的英国小哥并不了解事态的严重性。坐月子光坐着可是不行滴。
  Confinement 1 才是更加正确和适合的表达。
  Confinement除了坐月子之外,还有监禁,限制的意思。
  这个英国小哥,第一天就被要求先带上 fake 2 boobs.(C cup 哦)
  但这仅仅是一个开始,一个开始,开始~~~~
  He had to learn how to feed the babies, how to bath the babies, how to comfort the babies when they cry, and many other how to~~~~
  在他终于完成一系列任务后,小哥激动这期待享誉全球的Chinese food。
  排骨?烤鸭?烧鸡?
  NO NO NO
  红豆汤,小米粥,白水猪蹄汤。
  估计当时小哥的内心是崩溃的,还不如回去吃Fish and chips.
  为了让体验更为真实,热心的中国工作人员,还免费让他体验了一把产后疼痛,用加衣服的夹子把这哥们的肚子夹的色彩缤纷。
  After he escaped from this “hell”, the British guy wrote a very very long article.
  向世界哭诉了自己的经历。
  Here are some sentences from his article: “I had a "devil 3 baby" section where it drove 4 me crazy crying for half an hour straight.'”
  哭半个小时,小哥你也太夸张了。
  “I get red bean soup for dinner (the staff get McDonald's) ”
  我晚饭喝了红豆汤,他们竟然吃了麦当劳!麦当劳!
  It seems like this British guy had lot to say during the 24 hours experiences.
  中国妈妈们为了孩子承受了多少,可能只有亲身体会才能真正了解的到。
  So give your mom a call and tell her you love her.

n.幽禁,拘留,监禁;分娩;限制,局限
  • He spent eleven years in solitary confinement.他度过了11年的单独监禁。
  • The date for my wife's confinement was approaching closer and closer.妻子分娩的日子越来越近了。
vt.伪造,造假,假装;n.假货,赝品
  • He can tell a fake from the original.他能分辨出赝品和真品。
  • You can easily fake up an excuse to avoid going out with him.你可以很容易地编造一个借口而不与他一同外出。
n.魔鬼,恶魔
  • It is easier to raise the devil than to lay him.召鬼容易驱鬼难。
  • Susie,you're a determined little devil.苏茜,你真是个坚决的小家伙。
vbl.驾驶,drive的过去式;n.畜群
  • He drove at a speed of sixty miles per hour.他以每小时60英里的速度开车。
  • They drove foreign goods out of the market.他们把外国货驱逐出市场。
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a priori information in regression models
acoustic timing machine
adult hypertrophy of the pylorus
alexandre gustave eiffels
anti-detonation casing
arsenic alloys/compounds
asthmasy
basic concept test
basic element
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cobalt-base permanent magnet material
complex species
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conjee
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cyclonic tornado
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direct-axis synchronous impedance
disjoining pressure
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double cone dowel
equivalent differential input impedance
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famotine
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gilmors
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high resolution NMR spectrum
index of warmth
inter-provincial
jib support
joint surgery
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ribbed cylinder
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