时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
Aconitum sungpanense
acousto-optic Bragg-diffraction
adge
aerochrometer
Aleksandrovo
analcite-basalt
anterior surface of lens
AP-43
babbino
banar
bandaletta diagonalis
bertha
blow someone a kiss
book matching
bothrocara molle
caama
Caesar management
campaigning
Caravaggio, Michelangelo Merisi da
Carla-Bayle
centralized independency
circle of inversion
comparative anatomists
continuous digging machine
contractualist
coordination chemistry of rare-earth element
deep pulse
dependent remote-end marking
differential-transformer
digital measured entry system
direct-service
en grande tenue
erosional lake
false twist textured yarn
feedwater reserve tank
garage administration
general pardon
ground speed check
gunship
head agglutination
high-speed flip-flop
hollow pipe
hqv
hydraulic front-end loader
hypotrichosis
illegitimate pollination
in sb's place
index-finger
intraepidermal epithelioma
Ircon
king cake
lateral orbital margin
leather bed
limbosclerectomy
Lincolnshire County
liriodendron
livestock trade tax
marryages
memory-improvement
metal baling press
mirror form
Mks,mks,m.k.s
multiple bus system
multivirtual storage
NCE (normal calomel electrode)
nebbech
noncheerleaders
nonlinear nework
photomechanical effect
phylological
picture phone
prestorm
priceless thing
ratts
repair of deformed surface of turbine cylinder flange
Republic of Congo
rma color codes
rossellie
royal paulownia
sawms
sciatic notch
screw motor ship
Sekhpāra
snake charmers
sole-source
speak my mind
studio set
synthesizing enzyme
Takeko
Targowla's test
testmamenti factio activa
therophytes
tightening-pulley
topographicalisolation
transcendentalize
traumatologists
treasury certificate
Trifolium pratense
Trunci intestinales
us airplane
vesical touch
wire torque tester