时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
accretionary boundary
acetamidoacetic acid
acrylic plastering
advanced placement examination
antiglow
Baiersbronn
Ban Nong Khaem
beam widening
boathorses
Bohn'snodule
bolometric amplitude
Borve
bromide button
cell generation cycle
chernow
command and control information system
compressible model
deeble
degassed crude
diffractometers
direct legacy
dishatter
dollar-unit sampling
etherealise
ferruginous concretion
freddie
garabato
gated automatic gain control
Gd-DOTA
general motion
geochelone gigantea
griped
groove of ulnar nerve
headfirst
Hics
hostees
hypsizygus ulmarius
indeterminacy phenomenon
infelicious
intensity calibrating device
iodine-iodophor
kawahigashi
lammings
laphria formosana
ligamenta cruciatum anterius genu
livestock floater
log-in script
malcomising
marsal
MDR (master data recorder)
Mikheevite
nitronaphthalene
nylon thread
oil cup cover screw
one misthread stop arrangement
operative date
out-name
Pakchon
pantable
parrotter
participations
playing court
prosing
prunifolia
pseudometallic
puopulsion of ship
radioactive dating method
recoordination
Reducto
reinforcement method
released rate
remasters
resolvase
Rhamba
rollicked
sample command file
schlotheimia pungens
screwbeans
senocular
sheering off
short-armed
slotted blade
spondean
statutory earnings
strumatous
subacute hepatonecrosis
substantialising
suxamethonium
svelter
teichner
telecommunications accessibility enhancement act of 1988
tetanilla
thea sinensis var.viridis pierre
thermal-neutron spectrum
Tirpitzia sinensis
unwrittenness
uppick
Uvarovka
velocity-height ratio
volume reflectivity coefficient
xerographic copy
Zajta