时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
Acta Diurna
administrative hierarchy
administrative manual
adsignifications
Androsace kouytchensis
anti woman
assumed flooded compartment
Audit Bureau of Circulation
auliplex
auroral light
barrel of pipe
bastite
below par stock
bisync protocol
blitherings
bottom lattic
break out of the pattern
calibration curve of separation
cardinal cell
chirkle
chop of silk
class interval boundary
Co I
coiffe
complex sequence
compression work
core yarn
critical melting point
cut something
dall
deoxynupharidin
diffusion action
ejector booster pump
enol ether
extra pasteurized milk
free-standing grain
fruit cordial
gator bait
general form
general lymphadenomatosis
genus Buteo
genus Najas
Gerringong
get used to it, like an eel to skinning
hepatomegalia
house-keeper
hpsm
infructuous
instrument connection
introspective forecasting
isopipteses
Kinesiophobia
laminak
leri
Liscoi, Riu
locator variable
long term running test
measures out
melampyre
merosymmetrical
microwave telectmmunication system
mist collector
mottle yarn
movement quality
multi-purpose machine
murti
neish
nipponica
non-comparable
obscene material
outsiderishness
Palhais
paranoiacally
passive optical satellite surveillance
payroll tax
periplaneta sp.
perpetual strawberry
quiritary
reaching-in
registration sheet
room layout
side-looking airborne radar
sinking barrel
smouched
softening lead
Solargentum
standard cyclothem
Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale
subsidiary operation time
sweep forward
take up the running
talk in high language
terms of use
the depression
Tignish
traffic patterns
tsip
unsexualized
Villa Huidobro
void ratio test
widforss
zeatins