时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
abrogations
accounting for assets expiration
Adjaran
aecidioid
affect display
ammo-phos
amplitude selection
automatic gassing machine
balance chromosome
blue pt.
body image disparagement
Bogoslof National Wildlife Refuge
boring casing
brake harrow,brake-harrow
breaker scribbler
breaking test for chain cable
bunnyhop
casualty report service
center tapped resistor
Ceylancyclostoma
chianese
compressed limits
dalbirs
danalites
dental ligament
disembowelled
Dongdam
double-decker buses
DuBois Heyward
electron pair acceptor
EOC (Emergency Operation Center)
equipotential layer
exit point
federal government accountants association
finishing mill group
firmer chisel set German type
flame-thrower
food availability hypothesis
genus Desmidium
giant toad
Gilt-edged bond
golbal telecommunications system (gst)
grubstake
Hartmanian
helbert
hemisine
hot plate press
Ilex intermedia
interatrial
isoindoles
Karwi
Katkop Hills
kill sb with kindness
lubricating oil comsumption
Mach diamond
makin i.
malefically
MER-B
mitochondrial elementary particle
mountain pediment
Mukteshwar
musked
Nathkaw
native bank order
nechaev
nonacosanyl alcohol
Nuga
Orthophyllum
others
platina
pour oil on (the) flame(s)
program manager
pruntdecoration
quality latitude
rami basalis anterior
reaulte
refrigerated cargo
reinsurance protection
retrahens
scintillous
scuttyl
scytinostroma ochroleucum
sea area A2
Secretary of Transportation
seed soaking
seven important portals
sheltered-shore
sixsomes
standard fine grain aerial photo paper
starkies
stopped process
sue sb for mercy
Swiss Standard German
three-terminal system
transit marks
tunnel dale
turkmenia
want-away
water-soggen
wild oxen
wire gages
wolongs