时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
abstract procedure statement
Acarnanian
accidental deaths
adamantly
admissible basis
air gun configuration
air warning system
al alamayn (el alamein)
al-jazeera
Alyssum minus
Arab Common M market
artistic calligraphy
astronomical test
attribute analysis
Bassar
beach cusps
belly laughs
blending tank(rice)
bombardment
Casuarina equisetifolia
client base
cold snap
Colombelles
contentious administrative appeal
correlation chart
cough kink
cranked fish plate
deregulated
dessert apples
digital video broadcast
dismantling(dismantlement)
distant reception
dorsal vessels
drumping
energy of conjugation
floatation method
fracture of vertebral lamina
fragmentings
genus Palaemon
haberdepoies
handbound
Hazlett, L.
hematypic
heterojunction indium gallium phosphide
historical institutionalism
inbuton
infrequency
Kιbrιs
M wing
median alveolar cyst
microsize grade
might've
minorish
mocking wren
moral diversities
munches on
outstanding processing
Paul, Ron
pepperless
photodecompositions
poecilopsetta megalepis
potato riddle
potentiodynamic
power on clear
protection against stray pollen
pseudodiffusion
reflux column
rotor-support-foundation system
safe working
Schmierseife
sea-ice shelf
seasonal factor
sent.
short-circuit switch of input
shrimpery
SIGSIM
silicon nitride
sirna knockdown
slat feeder
sodium monochloracetate
softballer
sphere of antagonistic effect
stir to
stops in
support you
swoopo
taco sauce
taken part
tele-learning
telephone station
tender advice
tetraphenylsilicon
time blocks
towa
two component adhesive
un-manned
unstring
up to my neck
urophasianus
urraca
vanwalls
wave of displacement