时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:原版英文故事与诗歌


英语课

Eye halve 1 a spelling checker……It came with my pea sea".In this poem some words have been substituted by homophones - words with the same sound but different spelling. It proves that computer spelling checkers are not infallible!


Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer


Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin 2 knot sea.


Eye strike a quay 3 and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar 4 write

It shows me strait a weigh.


As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore 6 two long

And eye can put the error rite 5

Its really ever wrong.


Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled 7 me sew.


(Sauce unknown)


 


Correct English version


 


I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC

It plainly marks for my review

Mistakes I cannot see


I strike a key and type a word

And wait for it to say

Whether I am wrong or right

It shows me straight away


As soon as a mistake is made

It knows before too long

And I can put the error right

It’s rarely ever wrong


I have run this poem through it

I am sure you’re pleased to know

It’s letter perfect in its way

My checker told me so


(Source unknown)


 



vt.分成两半,平分;减少到一半
  • Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。
  • I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。
n.家族,亲属,血缘关系;adj.亲属关系的,同类的
  • He comes of good kin.他出身好。
  • She has gone to live with her husband's kin.她住到丈夫的亲戚家里去了。
n.码头,靠岸处
  • There are all kinds of ships in a quay.码头停泊各式各样的船。
  • The side of the boat hit the quay with a grinding jar.船舷撞到码头发出刺耳的声音。
n.桨,橹,划手;v.划行
  • The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。
  • The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。
n.典礼,惯例,习俗
  • This festival descends from a religious rite.这个节日起源于宗教仪式。
  • Most traditional societies have transition rites at puberty.大多数传统社会都为青春期的孩子举行成人礼。
adv.在前面;adj.先前的;在前部的;n.前部
  • Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。
  • I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。
鸣钟(toll的过去式与过去分词形式)
  • Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。
  • The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。
学英语单词
antiimport
antisubsidence
archanglopteris somai hay.
automatic sounding buoy
automatic turret lathe
Barkly Downs
barrel fever
be represented
Blue Hawaiis
cancellation of material requisition
carpet beetle
carson mccullerss
charge number
Chelentite
choreutis semicincta
clapping in
close statement
close with an offer
create links to source data
cumulative benefit curve
dead security
dehaan
Dejerine-Lichtheim phenomenon
distressed property
dominant alternatives
doublet byte
drop test of rail
empty cell test
equipotentiality hypothesis
fabricated rumour
fbst
flagella
hard wired index
hold out the olive olivebranch
honeymoon phase
hyperpax
ijimaia dofleini
insect-bornes
jackleg
jorien
Juncus minimus
l'horizon
lactosan
lead silver ore
Levy-Rowntree-Marriott's method
loose keeping
magnet gap
Mangoldt's epithelial grafting
matrix grid
Menura
milk diet
mode of heating
nonmyopic
not negotiable check
null persistent
one-sizefits-all
Ophiostomataceae
ovally
overlapping seam
Photian Schism
pleuritides
pre finance
preatmospheric
preconsider
pronatalists
quick mealleable iron
rear axle shaft
regular fries
Reid Hunt's test
remanent field
rhizoma veratri
ricoh
ripping share
sandbug
Santa Ana Heights
sargocentron ensifer
scurvy of arm
selenastrum
shell mould closer
sidesteps
sliding gear transmission
snarts
standard exploring area of heart
steatocyte
stenokous
strapped-down reference system
stylomandibular
sublimatotube
substantial in content
sudoxicam
surface grinding machine
Tanzania-Zambia Railway Authority
tesdell
too-largest
TPBS
trailer play
transonic tunnel
tricaprylammonium nitrate
uncompulsory
Uroxacin
Watsonius
wiscr