A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. How

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

BBC Learning English London Life Thames watermen and lightermen [Barge FX] William:A sound familiar to all Londoners - a noisy boat moving along the River Thames. [End FX] My names William Kremer and this is London Life. The people who move boats al

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 伦敦生活

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, BALLADE DES GROS DINDONS) UNIDENTIFIED SINGER: (Singing in French). RACHEL MARTIN, HOST: That's an excerpt from a piece that in English translates to Ballad Of The Fat Turkeys. It's by the French composer Emmanuel Chabrier. And it

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年NPR美国国家公共电台11月

歌词如下: Trot,trot to Boston town To get a stick of candy. One for you and one for me, And one for Dicky Dandy. Trot,trot to Boston town To get a stick of candy. One for you and one for me, And one for Dicky Dandy.

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语儿歌274首

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, T Square, show your stuff. The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accounta

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Men, summed up: The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money. The men who are not so hand

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