Michael: I called because I met someone. Julianne: Well, that’s great. That’s great ’cause you haven’t really seen anybody, have you — since 1) dingbat Jenny Lee. Michael: No, you don’t un

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[00:15.99]Mister [00:23.38]先生 [00:35.25]My mom looked in the directionI was pointing [00:38.26]in time to see, [00:40.47]two huge hairy legs step over the ledge of the roof. [00:44.39]That was all she needed to see, [00:47.76]she picked me up turne

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When Katie woke up in the morning, she knew that there was something she felt pleased about but she couldnt remember what it was. Oh yes, she thought, as she pulled back the curtain. Mum got dumped by Shumash. In all truth she hadnt exactly liked Shu

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Rules to Give to Your Boss 给你老板的规定 Rules for Work (Should go over well with your boss.) 工作条例(应得到老板的赞许) Print it out and hang it over your workstation... 把它打印出来张贴在办公室里。 1. Never giv

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Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? 为什么太阳能把头发晒浅,却能把皮肤晒黑? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 为裁磁?吮兆抛炀筒荒苌辖

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1、快乐无处不在。 Seen on the bathroom walls of Concordia University: Ignorance is bliss.and right underneath it...I don't know what this means but I'm happy. Concordia大学卫生间的墙上写着:无知是福,正下方写着:我不知道

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