幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(102) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

The funeral director stops Holly and Yi-jun as they enter FD: I'm sorry, ladies. Mr. Smith's viewing is over. It ended an hour ago. Holly:But we just drove across town. Can't we just go in to see him one last... FD: I'm afraid not. But at tomorrow's

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The footsteps of a military honor guard carrying the casket of Senator Robert Byrd into the Senate chamber today, the West Virginia lawmaker laid in repose. He died Monday at the age of 92. NPR's Andrea Seabrook reports people have been paying tribut

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With Shiny Pink And Camo, Casket Designer Honors Texas Shooting Victims KELLY MCEVERS, HOST: As they remember the dead, the people in and around Sutherland Springs are taking care of each other. Laura Morales made sandwiches for people. Ronald Morris

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A man from the state of Chu wanted to sell a precious pearl in the state of Zheng.He made a casket for the pearl out of the wood from a magnolia tree,which he fumigated with fragrant osmanthus and spices.He studded the casket with pearls and ja

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I just wanted to say I love you and the person writes back,Oh babe, I love you too so much 我只想说我爱你 那个人回 哦 宝贝儿 我也爱你 If I could, I'd buy you a casket then Gah A castle Damn auto correct Way to ruin a moment 如果我

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