when a girl sucks a dick
> you: hey did she suck your dick?
> me: yeah she gave me brain.

God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

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5. Your throat is inflamed. 你的喉咙发炎了。 还能这样说: You have swollen tonsils. Your throat was raw. 谚语: Like a fish bone getting stuck in the throat. 如鲠在喉。 6. The doctor diagnosed the illness as pneumonia. 医生诊断

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介绍: Use your noodle! Use your brain! 用脑子想一想! He gave you $10,000? Use your noodle!Its not that easy! 他给你一万美金?用脑子想想!没那么简单! Think twice 再三考虑 You`d better think twice if youre gonna

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一头不相信自己的长颈鹿 A Giraffe that Did Not Believe in HimselfIn Africa I heard a story about a giraffe that did not believe in himself.The giraffe's mother bad left him when he was a few days old because she couldn't feed him. For t

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今天我们要学的词是nagging。 Nagging, 唠叨个没完没了的,搅得人不得安宁的。The tennis player decided to take the season off to take care of his nagging shoulder injury, 这个网球选手决定赛季停赛,彻底治好一直

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今天我们要学的词是nagging。 Nagging, 唠叨个没完没了的,搅得人不得安宁的。The tennis player decided to take the season off to take care of his nagging shoulder injury, 这个网球选手决定赛季停赛,彻底治好一直

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