A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

Jack and Annie passed under the stone gatewaythat led onto London Bridge. As they started across, Jack was amazed. The bridge was so noisy and smelly! Wagon wheelsrumbled like thunder over the cobblestones. Potsclinked in carts. Horses neighed. Shopk

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This is AP News Munite. UN officials say more than 73,000 people in Haiti have received food last week but many more still wait. Some desperate crowds turn to looting to get what they need six days after the earthquake. Haitian authorities say they h

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 美联社新闻一分钟2010(一月)

1. Police in Buffalo, New York say a man celebrating his first wedding anniversary was among four people killed during a shooting outside a downtown restaurant. Four other people were wounded. 2. President Barack Obama has declared the Gulf Coast bea

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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5

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Mom, I saw the most interesting people on the subway car today, said the 12-year-old schoolgirl. You'll never believe this, but I swear it's true. I saw a fisherman with three fish in his basket. I saw a man in a brown bear suit. He was holding the b

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