084 Donkey and the Load of Salt Once upon a time, a salt merchant moved from place to place selling salt. One day, he was walking on a bridge over a stream with salt loaded on the back of a donkey. Yo-ho! Yo-heave-ho! Donkey and the Load of Salt The

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Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生:我认为我不应该得零分。 教授:我也这么认为,但这是允许我打的最低分数。

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Once, there lived a peddler. The peddler sold all sorts of goods.sturdy shoes for the farmers and pretty trinkets for their sweethearts, warm, woolly shawls to keep the women warm and sweet, sticky toffees for the children to munch on their way back

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A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashedinto a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a l

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After the French had left Moscow,two peasants went out to search for treasures.One was wise,the other stupid.They went together to the burnt part of the city,and found some scorched wool.They said:That will be useful at home. They gat

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Talking about work load A: Thank God! I am finished writing that service guide! It took me forever! B: When did you finish? A: This morning! No more overtime, and no more headaches! B: Well, Im glad to hear it. Have a cup of coffee! 议论工作量 A:

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