A teacher is talking to a student. Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. What's the matter? Are you sick? No, I'm okay. It'

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

On craigslist.com, a Sheldon wrote that he was moving. Im starting a new life, and I dont want anything that reminds me of my old life, Sheldon announced on the website. Giving his address, he invited everyone to visit his apartment on April 19 from

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 365个英语简短小故事

当一个人受到了不公正的对待,我们会说他不应该受到这样的待遇;或是一个同事犯了一个小错误就被炒了鱿鱼,我们说他不应该因此就丢掉工作。 那么大家知道这里的不应该英文要如何表达

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1. I don't like your heart action, the doctor said, applying a stethoscope again. You have had some trouble with angina pectoris, haven't you?You're right in a way, Doctor, said the young man sheepishly, only that isn't her name.2. John:Doctor, latel

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I was telling my friend, Gina, a joke. I began it by saying, An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Frenchman walk into this bar, and Suddenly, Gina grabbed my arm and shook her head. I turned around and our coworker, Colin, was standing right behind me.

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