幽默笑话:愿上帝保佑国王 The famous Dr. Smith,dean of Medical College,was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students tha

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幽默笑话:应用心理学 After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house,Ken asked,What is the usual tip? 一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家,肯恩问:你一般要多少小费? Well,replied the youth, This is my first t

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幽默笑话:求职 Applying for my first job,I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training,I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go

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幽默笑话:读过《哈姆雷特》吗? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文学课上,一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师

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幽默笑话:你是哪一个? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day,after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate,I phoned home for some consolation and understandi

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幽默笑话:拿破仑病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,his history professor failed him in his examinations,and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However,his father

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幽默笑话:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想着他的老婆对他有多么好,他多么幸运拥有她

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幽默笑话:守护天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音: Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停!站住不

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幽默笑话:葬礼 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一场刚过世的女子的葬礼正在举行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking

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幽默笑话:尴尬的健忘症 Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments,his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was

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