Language Points Dads are always ready to protect us from anything. Whether it's the bullies at school or the monsters under our beds. Dads are never araid of doing impossible things for us, learning to brade our hair for example. When you are with da

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Language Points 1.Your coffee comes exactly as you like it, with the precisely right ratio of cream to sugar 2.You make all the stop lights when youre in a hurry 3.You come back from the bathroom at a restaurant and your delicious meal is already at

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Language Points 1.Please be as weird as me.(weirdo) 2.I'm afraid I've already meet the man of my dreams but probably told him to fuck off.(prince charming Mr. Right) 3.Guys I find atrractive: famous, taken, twice my age, don't know I exist, not r

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Language Points He likes my playlist(歌单). I am now in a relationship on facebook. Dad approved of him. He is my shopping companion. He is the best at mending things. My cat tolerates him. He is the reason I shave. Free ride at 4 am. He motiva

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Language Points foodie 吃货 I always want to things: lose weight and eat. Ways to my heart: buy me food, make me food, be my food. I'm not hungry, but I'm bored. I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. There's no we in food.

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Language Points 1. Every time you shake your hips Baby, I go crazy 2. When you kiss me on my lips Baby, I go crazy 3. When you call me on the phone Your sexy talking turns me on 4. You make it tough just holding on 5. You got me going crazy 6. I see

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Language Points 1. I tried to catch fog yesterday.Mist. 2. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 4. I went to a really

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Language Points 1. Every day of your life is a surprise, and you never know how your hair is going to wake up. 2. But more often than not, it absolutely does not cooperate. 3. Sometimes it feels like your whole life is spent combing wet hair. 4. Your

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Language Points 1. I remember during sex ed a kid asked if you could pee while having s*x. 2. I remember in s*x ed when a guy asked if a girl eats a taco will she taste like a taco? 3. Omg I just remembered in my s*x ed class last year a guy asked if

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Language Points 1. 爱狗者: We love all dogs equally. 2. 养狗者: All dogs are great,but yours is absolutely, 100% the greatest dog who ever doggee. 3. 爱狗者: You get to sleep through the night uninterrupted dreaming sweet puppy dreams. 4. 养狗

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Language Points 1. she carried you for more than 9 months. 2. she worries about you, all the time. 3. she watches over you while you sleep. 4. you made her cry, often. 5. every time you cried it broke her heart. 6. to her you'll always be number one.

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Language Points 1.There's no one I'd rather be with than you. 2.You're the most person in my life. 3.You mean the world to me. 4.You make me smile. 5.You complete me. 6.I wish you were here with me right now. 7.I want to be with you for the rest of m

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Language Points If they throw stones at you,don't throw back,use them to build your own foundation instead. 如果有人朝你扔石头,不要扔回去。留着作你建高楼的基石。

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Language Points 1. Starting to get on the tube while passengers are still getting off 2. Not moving down the aisle 3. Pole-hogging 4. Using leaky headphones 5. Not being prepared at the ticket barrier 6. Manspreading 7. Not offering your seat to a pr

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Language Points If you want to say thank you, don't say sorry. Thank you for your patience. Sorry I'm always late. Thank you for spending time with me. Sorry I'm kind of a drage. Thank you for understanding me.Sorry I'm not making a lot of sense. Tha

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Language Points 1.Kiss on the forehead:We're cute together 2.Kiss on the cheek:You're mine 3.Kiss on the hand:I adore you 4.Kiss on the neck:I want you, now 5.Kiss on the shoulder:You're perfect 6.Kiss on the lips:I will always love you

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Language Points 1.to go broke 2.as poor as a church mouse 3.to bet on the wrong horse 4.to make a quick buck 5.look like a million dollars 6.money is no object 7.to work for peanuts 8.to be flat broke 9.to tighten one's belt 10.strapped for cash

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Language Points 1.A study suggests that people who lose their virginity after the age of 19 will attain a higher level of education and make more money. 2.The word slut was originally used to describe a woman who didn't keep her room clean. 3.Every s

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Language Points A study suggests that people who lose their virginity after the age of 19 will attain a higher level of education and make more money. The word slut was originally used to describe a woman who didn't keep her room clean. Every second,

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Language Points Happiness is flea market appliances. Happiness is insisting on getting the bill. Happiness is the shared victory. Happiness is deciding your children's names when you are yourselves still children. Happiness is to be found in old thin

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