时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
Abicoviromycin
active minor cutting edge
Anti-dumpling
asynchronous state machine
auxiliary coil
bechirm
belittingly
bertalans
betke
brinell test
builder's risk policy
came into the world
catalog-protection technique
chettinad
chlorogomphus brevistigma
chokes up
Christian Aid
chromathidrosis
consumptives
cool-downs
coral-shoal
corved
customized image
cytokerastic
delivery in truck
demethylpodophyllotoxin
doubling of frequency
dry-snow avalanches
economic operational mechanism
efficient parallel algorithm
eu-ulminite
fallen woman
fan fiction
fibre diameter
flam
full-aperture kicker
furmecyclox
Great Tobago
greenwing
guided missile test set
helfriches
hermanites dongchoua
high energy disintegration
hug-me-tight
Hârlǎu
ilangs-ilangs
instrument payload
jewies
knife-edge method
knock-me-down
lie-downs
list schedule
Liston's splint
living sand
loan on mortgage
Loss of Society
many stage elimiation method
massaging and twisting manipulation
material grade
maximum work area
mnerge match
modular jack
monaca
monophialide
moochi
Nematistiidae
newtonian mechanicss
noise theory
Nyadire
overcaffeinated
perfect duality
Pilea lomatogramma
pilicides
Potter process
prophetesses
regular event
restimulates
reuniens nucleus
Sacramento perch
sandburrs
scaphiticone
sealing on
second heart sound
self-sterile plant
sex-gender system
snow sheep
soft tissue injury
southwests
standard interface trunk
StCP
strong oblique reflection
sulfur-bearing crude
superfacies
sweetened-sour gas
swtg.
thallium(i) hexafluorosilicate
tunica interna
viscerotrophic
voice multiplexing
waterline-beam ratio
with all one's steam on
Zilim