时间:2018-12-27 作者:英语课 分类:英语时差8,16


英语课

Mike: Hey Amanda, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Amanda: I guess, but they're so corny! What is it?
Mike: Knock-knock!
Amanda: Who's there?
Mike: Mike.
Amanda: Mike who?
Mike: Mike cup is empty. Can I get a refill?
Amanda: Ha-ha. That's so funny I forgot to laugh. I like clever jokes and brain teasers better. See if you know the answer to this brain teaser: "That lawyer is my brother," testified 1 the accountant 2. But the lawyer testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
Mike: Maybe the lawyer? That's just a guess, though.
Amanda: Neither one is lying. The accountant is the lawyer's SISTER!
Mike: You got me on that one. Listen to this one-liner and maybe you'll like it better than a knock-knock joke. What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Amanda: I give up. What?
Mike: Justice Fingers! (just his fingers)
Amanda: That is so bad. Here's a funnier bad joke, "What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly 3?
Mike: I know that one! Incorrectly!


1 testified
作证,证明( testify的过去式和过去分词 ); 证明,证实; 炳炳凿凿
  • His look testified his guilt. 他的神态表明他有罪。
  • Her red face testified to her guilt. 她脸红证明她内心有愧。
2 accountant
n.会计员,会计师
  • I'm an accountant at a foreign bank.我在一家外资银行做会计。
  • He was satisfied with his earnings as an accountant.他对自己会计师的收入很满意。
3 incorrectly
adv.错误地
  • The oral message was incorrectly transmitted.口信传达错了。
  • I'v filled in this form incorrectly.Can I have another blank?我把表格填错了。再给我一张空白的,可以吗?
学英语单词
-ey
a sea of faces
actophilus
aligning treatment
at tur
baldez
barbarism
basic policy
beiers
bench mark correction
bikini wax
bitter fennel oil
blustering
bring dishonour on
Bullington nomograph
callichiline
campestrian
CATS (computer-aided trouble-shooting)
Claretian
co-ordinated ship's allowance list
composite built
counting threshold
cyred
d'etats
dichroa yaoshanensis wu
Dingley act
eddy displacement currents
enranging
equalizer bar
explosion-resistant enclosure
first-class citizens
flexible array bound
formol-get test
fuel-element withdrawal
gasificating desulfurization
generation-skipping transfer
grotesquery
gutless
Harréville-les-Chanteurs
high velocity camera tube
hoot a speaker down
hypermetarmorphosis
hyperpietic
inboard nacelle
inimitableness
Jonesa
knucklebones
lancet spring
laricinic acid
leg-pulling technique
lien for salvage
linear discriminant function
Litvinovka
loss of load
maccle
magnetic bead
mammill-
master slewing device
methoxylated
mezzo-relievos
microwave position-fixing system
Moray Firth Case
neck label
non-bonding pair
Oestrich
order charadriiformess
orthoneutrophil
outbade
outboard exhaust valve
outdares
partial negation
perfumeless
phlegmaticed
polyoctenamer
port side
pristamycin
quality of service
quantum theory of money
rectus abdominis
redeconvolving
registered deposit-taking company
relaxate
rod of pendulum
securing pin
Shenstone
shrab
spectrobolometrically
spitish
start-up wear
static equilibrium
subcode
sulies
telemicroscope
Tetrigidae
thimbleweeds
threshold valve
toucan
trillian
urocerus multifasciatus
wine company
yelek
zooplankter