时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
Al Ghāzīyah
amelodentinal border
Ames Laboratory
barkeeps
baselessly
Bechisan
bee hoon
bone carving
bonneting
bronchoscopic position
burst fire
Casser's ligament
catechetical instructions
Comal County
consummated
corrector choke
course and speed computer
cpaf
desert test
diaphragm rest
dicranoptycha issikina
distributed constants
eases off
economic management setup
endodermophyton tropicale s. indicum
enzymic spoilage
exchange on
family anarhichadidaes
FeliCa
fibre-optic link
flask cell
gain or loss
Gallegans
geomorphic history
Gorodnya
haulsed
heavy duty preselect radial drilling machine
hemopoietic organ
hiya doin'
home-supply
hygromycin
inductance current
instrument test repair laboratory
intact male
irenidaes
jet fighters
journal bearing key
kaltrauch
kantak
keyboard speed
lapsus muris
lapsus palpebrae superioris
letoya
light casualties
maturation period
medulae
minbar
Mugyeho
N-ethyl-N-nitrosourea
Nilaparvata lugens
no - go area
no reinforcement needed
nonperturbatively
office of research
ortho position
parallel-connected type reactor
passed by
pay sb off
periplanones
pinares
Pliomastodon
pollutant monitoring
polyaromatic ester fiber reinforcement
popping up
pudges
purification and upgrading of heavy water for hwr
refractometry
repetition test
reversed phase suspension polymerization
rodeo
rooses
Scarlatti, Alessandro
Sharangad
shumen (kolarovgrad)
six pip
squeeze one out
standard book
star finite complex
station insulator
subduals
supernice
sweeties
synonymicons
tax-collectors
textile operating method
tilney
titillatings
Togura
Tweedmouth
wikitorial
wood bending machine
wreakest