时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
acrotheater
advantages
age-grade table
anticipated inflation series
application of Arrow-Enthoven sufficiency theorem
Artur de Paiva
augs
baseline technique
bitter orange peel
blade mixing
bowmanite
buthioprine
butt lover
captive trajectory method
centrifugal separator
clear air echo
Clerodendrum trichotomum
congenital pterygium
coorts
crucible lifter
cycle through
cycleanine
de-sulphurizations
deir
demartini
dermolipoma
deuteranopias
dextrinizes
dry gap bridge
elastic rotor
electrogastrograph
endocervical gland
endotoxie shock
examination of vernix caseosa
extons
factory number
feathered bristle
flanged T rail
flue resistance
French bulldog
gardyloo
Goodenough, Pte.
Grey List
haskvitz
heat supply turbine
hematoma auris
Ibn-Rushd
in service inspection (isi)
inbred marriage
introversively
isomate process
jerky exercise
jetters
Jōuga
Kato Klitoria
leave be
linkage arrangement
LOF (loss of flow)
lupus carcinoma
malaperts
n terminus
Njeke
non-isolated system
nug-gety
perspective ray
Poland China
Port Campbell
prealpine facies
Prorocentrum
protocol type
region's base address
repressor protein
riot grrls
Rittersheim
rock-climbings
saless
Samaritan Pentateuch
sampling observation
Schwendikaltbad
sequential hazard
shelf continental
Solenodonsaurus
special attachment
speech synthesis
squalidus argentatus
steel sheath
strict an(a)erobe
supporting kenozooid
the depression
thin flat nose pliers
thynnia
tidegate
tone row
Tycho Brahe
untemed
venosal
vibrating damping
WHBS
Whipple's disease
whole egg
zeiss-cardioid reflector
zone fire