时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
acyclic hydrocarbon
age of hardening
al denter
alas
antique yellow
associated address space
barzaghi
base of lung
blood cast
Buttonwood Agreement
Camellia tenuivalvis
Changdong
circumnavigated
cloth wear testing machine
comparative research
continuous pass
convergent character
copy protected
cougaring
croskill roller
cross correlator
currituck sd.
curtain fabric
deck water system
DEERINE
dental anatomies
derat
design theme
direct extraction
disperse fluidization
Distyliopsis
downdrift beach
economical quantities oil
energy poverty
enhale
experimental child psychology
female fitting
field particle
flameless burner
floating oil production system
for myself
Fraunhofer's lines
fsk (abbreviation)
genus epacriss
genus Helianthus
goldemberg
heighting
hire system
HPTA
incoming event
independent decision-making
inner phalangeal cell
internal Web site
IUQ
junkyard
knowledge and experience
lappery
long tap
loubens
lovita
lucky streaks
Lukh
mounted workshop
multithread
mytilicolasis
natrium cetylosulphuricum
o'rear
Paulianist
penetrating bomb
photoelectric photometer
popout
potassium fluorotellurate
poundal
powney
primary tundra
pulse eddy current testing
reconnaissance trip
roof-to-floor convergence ratio
ruiter
Schatzalp
semiactive
skittered
sodium boroformate
soft-rayed
sonnier
splay-foot
stowable RoRo
Strullendorf
subgroup assembling
superluminescent
take someone's word for it
TBO
terrestrial link
thaliglucine
tibio-tarsal articulation
tonis
trisulphonic acid
type of coal fissure
vena portae
willow tree
wire-wrap paper
zuhayr