时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
a george
a number of
accumulation of dry feces
acetimido
acrobatics and tumblings
Aepyceros
alternaria mali roberts
Australian white ibis
barbaric
bartol
bodhran
boogas
bran extract
breakup instability
bridge type coal grab-unloader
called strike
captain's mail
carrier suppressed double band
code transparent
compensating stuffing box
conjoint analysis
connecting rod babbitting jig
containerizable commodity
cost of common services
customs formalities and requirements
Debbora
decrucified
definitive certificate
directional radio sonobuoy
disarrayed
double shafted spike
double tube pneumatic tyre
each to each
el-hage
electron multiplier section
estimated additional reserves
etch hole
ethnoscientific
Euro fund
fellow-feel
frost free season
galvanized iron lamp holder box
gaol-break
genus Egeria
granolithic flooring
hatnote
herpes exedens
high performance system
high-capacity hydroelectric plant
high-current discharge
hodophobic
horizontal reference
horsehair lichens
inner diameter of centerpipe
interplayer
Kidričevo
Mahajanga, Faritaniy de
maximum turning ability
mediacomm
Meshchёrskaya Nizmennost'
metamorphic rock gas
micro torque potentiometer
mikamycins
minibore
mukhtar
multi(cy)clone (separator)
namibies
negative affect escape theory
neogothic
non-slip drive
noncyber
Nyangongo
optical telegraph system
Phenicarzone
phenyl-tin-chloride
piston stop screw
pithecomorphism
pneumocholecystitis
polyanthum
polycambial
pricketts
pustular dermatosis
rabbet diameter
race winite
register trade marks
relation of plane
resemblant
restrainers
ricketish
scotopia
Search and Rescue at Sea
secondary multiplier
sodium dihydroxytartrate osazone
SSBC
stand to one's gun
strongly exogenous
terminal transmitter
thermal climate
to improve the environment
tracing the consideration
want for nothing
worm-like chain