时间:2018-12-12 作者:英语课 分类:高中一年级英语


英语课
1 There are thousands of jokes which use "play on words" to amuse 1 us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?

1     C: What's that fly doing in my soup?
       W: Swimming, I think!
    C: What's that?
       W: It's bean soup.
C: I don't want to know what it's been. I want  to know what it is now.
3    C: Waiter, will the pancakes be long?
       W: No, sir. Round.

 
2Some jokes are longer and tell a short, funny story. The following is one of those jokes about the famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Doctor Watson. Read it and decide which of these two kinds of jokes you like better. Give your reasons.
 
       Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping in a mountainous 2 area. They were lying in the open air under the stars. Sherlock Holmes looked up at the stars and whispered 3, "Watson, when you look at that beautiful sky, what do you think of?" Watson replied, "I think of how short life is and how long the universe has lasted." "No, no, Watson!" Holmes said. "What do you really think of?." Watson tried again. "I think of how small I am and how vast 4 the sky is." "Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. "I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds." Holmes said, "Watson, you fool! You should be thinking that someone has stolen our tent!"







1 amuse
v.娱乐,逗乐,使高兴,使有趣
  • Tom makes up stories to amuse his little brother.汤姆编故事逗他的小弟弟。
  • I often amuse myself with reading.我常以读书自乐。
2 mountainous
adj.多山的,如山的,巨大的
  • A mountainous country is one in which there are many mountains.山国是多山的国家。
  • The Antarctic is a mountainous area.南极洲是一个多山的地区。
3 whispered
adj.耳语的,低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 );私语;小声说;私下说
  • She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来,对我耳语了几句。
  • His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 vast
adj.巨大的,庞大的;大量的,巨额的
  • Tom has made a vast improvement in his German.汤姆的德语有了很大的进步。
  • China has a vast territory and a large population.中国地域辽阔,人口众多。
学英语单词
Abukuma-kochi
activity concentration
amylocaine
as numberless as the sands
balladling
banged-up
barytocalcites
batch floating
bidstand
binary-coded decimal system
bringing up baby
buffing cone
call the police
camille
characterological
chemical analysis of mineral
continuous flow culture
Crawfurdia crawfurdioides
daily motion
decomposition vacuum
direction of goods flow
duviviers
edoardo
Evergreen State
exonerating
extrapolated power curve
false identification
filled gold
fish slice
fostercare
frontal forceps
functional test flight
glycoluril
Google Code
hell-born
hill-and-dale
honestley
horizontal-rolled-position welding
imperata arundinacea cyr.varkoenigii hack.
industrial salt
Karakum Desert
Laevexinis
lead(ii) oxydihydroxide
Lewis-Benedict's method
lymphosarcoma of bone
main air reservoir end cover
malthopsis lutea
measurement of gas flow
Meconopsis discigera
megasporizine
meta-isomers
montenance
Mts.
mucronated
narrow-sector recorder
naturant
neurocytologist
nitempering
nominal sovereignty
OSDL
out of the common
permissible accuracy
porge
posterior humeral circumflex vein
Prandtl-Glauert rule
pseudoconhydrine
pudic
pyeloureteroplasty
quasi experiment design
real open system
reciprocating plate extraction column
rig time
riphagens
Rucker plan
rufous rubber cups
scar formation
schtupps
schwarzschild effect
shankbone
slyne
smokily
soil conservation extension
Solna
speculation fever
Stalinsk
storm door
strong verb
table apple
tandem tension packer
theodolite with compass
thiocarboxime
trachyrhamphus serratus
triological
umbrella insurance
vagus hormone
vouch for sb
wedo
white clothes
wire solder
Yaguajay, Ensenada de
Zambezi R. (Zambeze, R.)
zoutpans berg (soutpansberg)