《柯南脱口秀》第125期:挖坑之王
英语课
And then he walked me through my diet.He was like,so in the morning you'll have a smoothie. 然后他教我怎么节食 他说 早上喝一杯鲜果奶昔
And then for lunch you journal about that smoothie.And then.what do you eat at lunch?You're not eating lunch? 中午在日记里写一下那杯奶昔 然后 你中午吃什么 你中午不吃饭吗
No,you write about it.Then you sleep with a peanut under your pillow. 不 你写出来 然后睡觉时枕头下面垫一颗花生
No,he was great.But then,you know,I'm really proud to say that by the time cameras were rolling I lost three pounds.Where did it go?Where does it even go? 不 他很棒 但是后来 我很自豪地说 到开拍时 我减了三磅 那三磅去哪儿了 到底去哪儿了
You occasionally read stuff about you online,a blogger made some comments about you recently,and it ticked you off. 你偶尔会在网上读到关于你的一些评论 某个博主最近说了一些关于你的评论 让你生气了
Great setup.Can I just say that?Am I allowed to say that? 真会挖坑 我能这样说吗 我可以这样说吗
You know what?They call me king of the S.U. which is setup.I mean he says that. 你猜怎么着 在娱乐圈 他们叫我“坑王” 也就是挖坑之王 是他自己说的
I never,but yeah,of course.it's in "Entertainment weekly."There's no time to look at it now.Oh,yeah,all right. 我没听说过 但是当然了 《每周娱乐》里写着我是“坑王” 但是现在没时间看了 好吧
Yeah,there was a blogger and he wrote that I wasn't conventionly attractive and I was sort of like the,I didn't read it,but people told me. 是的 有一个博主写到 我不是很吸引人 他还说我太肥了 我没读他的评论 是别人告诉我的
This is horrible,why would people tell you?Like can you believe it?Aren't you my friends?Let me just miss that one.How about that? 这也太糟糕了 为什么会有人告诉你 是啊 他们说你能相信吗 我说你不是我朋友吗 让我错过那事吧 怎么样
They are like,look at this.He called you a monster. 他们说 看看这个 他说你是怪物
So I,but it didn't affect me.I was kind of psyched that only one person wrote that. 但是这完全没有影响到我 只有一个人这样写 我其实挺高兴的
You really are silver lining 1.I am.you're like only one.I love it.I'll take it.I think you look beautiful.thank you. 你真的是很乐观 我就是 某人这样写 而你说只有一个人 我喜欢 我认了 我觉得你看起来很美 谢谢
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