时间:2019-02-25 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 Class, Lass and Ass 


  Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, 
  so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. 
  A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 1 the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way. 
  班级、情人和蠢驴 
  汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。 
  一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将class中的c擦掉,将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把lass中的l擦掉,将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。

v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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admire
affinity residue
bedded alluvium
bentch
Bernoullia
bile flow
bladder pipe
bow ball
bread-making
brumfield
cathode breakdown
chikara
coaxial cylinder magnetron
coefficient of weight on front wheel
coloners
commercial speech
concave leaf
conjunction
constitutive relationships
covert-one
Damasak
dithioctamide
do something for
doublers
electromachining
emergency speed
fiber-optic link
forcipomyia (forcipomyia) chrysothrix
foretokened
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gamma-ray energy
gas reservoir
glandaceous
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gross-less-allowance valuation method
hesch
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hold sb in reverence
holographic system
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lamprologus
leytes
macrolevels
malononitrilamide
metal finishing
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panaxatriol
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portress
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rosickyite
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