英文幽默笑话：浣熊
英语课
Raccoons
Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents 1 for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing 2 one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple.
I don't know why she's so concerned, he added. She's been married three times.
浣熊
我在州政府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时，负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。一个人捕获了一只猎物，他打电话来询问浣熊是否终生只有一个伴侣。他说他的女儿担心他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。
我不知道她为什么这么关心这事，他补充说，她自己已经结过三次婚了。
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residents
n.居民( resident的名词复数 )；（旅馆的）住宿者
参考例句：
Plans to build a new mall were deep-sixed after protests from local residents. 修建新室内购物中心的计划由于当地居民反对而搁浅。
Local residents have reacted angrily to the news. 当地居民对这一消息表示愤怒。
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capturing
俘获( capture的现在分词 )； 夺取； 夺得； 引起（注意、想像、兴趣）
参考例句：
Since when is capturing a felon considered interference? 从何时起抓住重案犯被认为是妨碍组员行动？
Capturing the enemy-held towns is the pivot of our plans. 夺取敌人控制的城镇，是我们计画的轴心。
n.居民( resident的名词复数 )；（旅馆的）住宿者
- Plans to build a new mall were deep-sixed after protests from local residents. 修建新室内购物中心的计划由于当地居民反对而搁浅。
- Local residents have reacted angrily to the news. 当地居民对这一消息表示愤怒。
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