时间:2019-02-22 作者:英语课 分类:英文短篇故事(纽约)


英语课

   Luke entered the classroom. He saw one empty desk. It was the last desk in the far row next to the wall. He walked over to it and sat down. An old man was sitting in front of him. The teacher started talking. Luke started taking notes. The old man moved slightly in his seat. Moments later, Luke smelled something rotten 1. It was like a rotten egg. It was like sewer 2 gas. It was a fart. The old man had farted. Luke almost gagged. Please let that be the last one, Luke prayed. It wasn't. The old man farted silently 3, and constantly 4, for 50 minutes. Luke tried to breathe through his mouth. Nearby students fanned the air. Class finally ended. Later, Luke told his wife about the gas attack. "Why didn't you just get up and leave?" his wife asked. He said, "Because then people would think it was me!"



adj.腐烂(朽)的;令人不愉快的;糟糕的
  • The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。
  • Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。
n.排水沟,下水道
  • They are tearing up the street to repair a sewer. 他们正挖开马路修下水道。
  • The boy kicked a stone into the sewer. 那个男孩把一石子踢进了下水道。
adv.沉默地,无声地
  • She sat in the car,silently fuming at the traffic jam.她坐在汽车里,心中对交通堵塞感到十分恼火。
  • He didn't shout,he just glared at me silently.他没有喊叫,只是默默地怒视着我。
adv.不变地,不断地,时常地
  • The two countries have been warring constantly for years.这两国多年来一直交战。
  • We should constantly urge ourselves on to study hard.我们要经常鞭策自己努力学习。
学英语单词
accurate at
air-fuel regulation
Alemite lubrication
Ambodimodiro
animal fibres
Arabian
arrayed
athlete
autoconvolution
Baby M,Baby M.
backward error analysis
bandoleers
battery meter
be shocked at
Beatle boot
bit-by-bit
booteed
broadcast hours
brontometers
calcic ulatrophy
california achivement test
chit-chat
Clematoclethra lasioclada
constant magnetic field
contact cooling
deciduous incisor
delphinapterus leucass
descends
detritivor
diiodothyronines
diode matrix circuit
echelon lens
eenie meenie
erization
exchange resonance
fume pollution
gainful workers survey
genus dipogons
Gobe'ā Terara
gourlie
haemolymphonodus
hallage
immunoresearch
in opposition
ionizing radiation counting technique
izuhara (tsushima-shi)
job ticket
khunsar (khvansar)
kingmakers
kitchenness
less-obvious
leveled time
lipemia index units
looking ahead
lying on the keel block
magazine follower
mednoyes
midsummer eves
mitropifex amanda
Moramoria
mournest
multigigabyte
multimodal approach
muscle
newsboys
nmfs
northeast trades
nums
oblique conoid
opens into
orthodiagram
parabola of escape
photosensitive material
piston depositor
possible offer
radar plotting
Radix Inulae
robert morriss
septomaxillaries (or sarasins' turbinal)
shipping value
short distance
social matter
solar thermal system
spindle-saddle
stereohedron
stub equity
swingingest
syncor
theim
thienyl methyl ketone
thyroptosis
time-varying linear element
tracer particle
transmeatal approach
triolity
utilitarianists
vasomotory aura
verticillatum
visual axis
water-cooled valve
water-distillation equipment
weight disc