天籁音乐:杯具圣诞节 一起来吐槽X-M@$
杯具圣诞节 一起来吐槽：X-M@$
Corey Taylor
X-M@$，看到这个纠结的歌名，你也许猜到是一首圣诞歌曲，但是——风格是不是太诡异了点？这首圣诞单曲来自美国死亡金属乐团Slipknot的主音Corey Taylor，请自动忽视这首歌里的各种粗口吧~圣诞节嘛，怎么样都是欢乐的。
Ho Ho Ho Ho!
There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes 1 and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping 2 through my walls
Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle 3 bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
And all you motherfuckers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack 4 and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke
Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit 5
And those colored lights are fucking infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate 6 jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
HA
So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
- Sugar canes eat sweet. 甘蔗吃起来很甜。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- I saw several sugar canes, but wild, and for cultivation, imperfect. 我还看到一些甘蔗，因为是野生的，未经人工栽培，所以不太好吃。 来自英汉 - 翻译样例 - 文学
- Water had been slowly seeping away from the pond. 池塘里的水一直在慢慢渗漏。 来自《简明英汉词典》
- Chueh-hui could feel the cold seeping into his bones. 觉慧开始觉得寒气透过衣服浸到身上来了。 来自汉英文学 - 家（1-26） - 家（1-26）
- The key fell on the ground with a jingle.钥匙叮当落地。
- The knives and forks set up their regular jingle.刀叉发出常有的叮当声。
- I am looking for the headphone jack.我正在找寻头戴式耳机插孔。
- He lifted the car with a jack to change the flat tyre.他用千斤顶把车顶起来换下瘪轮胎。
- They gave her salty water to make her vomit.他们给她喝盐水好让她吐出来。
- She was stricken by pain and began to vomit.她感到一阵疼痛，开始呕吐起来。