时间:2019-02-19 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll  do everything that the women ask.

    The next weekend, they are in the same bar.

    The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was  so great! I was sitting on the couch 1 watching TV, and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't  you burn the whole house down? That place is stillsmoldering."The second guy said "That ain't nothing.  I was working  on the car, and dropped my wrench 2 and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes,  and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed 3 her crotch, she said "Cut that out!"Ever seen one of  these real close?



n.睡椅,长沙发椅;vt.表达,隐含
  • Lie down on the couch if you're feeling ill.如果你感觉不舒服就躺到沙发上去。
  • The rabbIt'sprang from its grassy couch.兔子从草丛中跳出。
v.猛拧;挣脱;使扭伤;n.扳手;痛苦,难受
  • He gave a wrench to his ankle when he jumped down.他跳下去的时候扭伤了足踝。
  • It was a wrench to leave the old home.离开这个老家非常痛苦。
v.抢先,抢占( grab的过去式和过去分词 );(尤指匆忙地)取;攫取;(尤指自私、贪婪地)捞取
  • He was grabbed by two men and frogmarched out of the hall. 他被两个男人紧抓双臂押出大厅。
  • She grabbed the child's hand and ran. 她抓住孩子的手就跑。
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AAARCs
acetylene acid
aissa
all zero word
allowable unit stress
approved trustee
automatic recover program
Banjarmasin
bobby-dazzler
Bootes void
broadfeet
caine
Caprera, I.
Chondrichthys
climbing shoe
condenser breakdown
criuss
cyprideis yehi
depression range finder
diatomically
directivity gain
duplicate clamping arrangement
egylle
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Emu Cr.
Epirote
facies-departure map
factitous
fire underwriter
five-days
FLO-Con
gear burnishing
Google-fu
guardian by nature
Haemaria
hall of fame
hangwite
heuriger
ileocecal papilla
intake nozzle
intermediate sacral crest
internal character format
job cylinder map
john milton cage jr.s
kelstons
kievitone
large quantities of
left hand winding
Maldonado, Pta.
marsh revolution
master lens
MD (message data)
metric martyrs
mire science
monetary resources
motivation to learn
nearest-neighbour decision rule
note values
oeno-
ornaments rubric
out-fast
oxygen transfer coefficient
pagris
parallel processing unit
phytomedicine
pig laurels
portable fire pump with engine
PPGA
pyruvic ketolase
radioworks
rail lowering motion
reformation training
regenon
rikenium
rudlings
ruvoside
scantily
scorners
scrounging
short-yardage
sino - japanese war
skating shoes
slooches
stamping enamel
Streptomyces hydrogenas
stubborn streak
suntour
SUTAR (search unit tracking and recording)
terror attack
tobacco smails
torreyinol
towfish
trancriptomic
traversing journal
unencumbered widow
United States Government Accounting Office
viento zonda
visiting staff
Walworth
wastewater survey
wide-angle lenses
x-ray detection apparatus