时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:艾伦脱口秀


英语课

   You know what?Thank you.Thank you.I'm feeling wild enough to tell you another one.Here is another one. 你知道吗 谢谢 谢谢 我还想再给你们讲一个 听听看这个


  Where does seaweed go to look for a job?Where does seaweed go to look for a job? 海草都去哪里找工作 海草都去哪里找工作
  The "kelp wanted" section.Alright, okay, too far.I put it. "海草招聘会" 好吧 扯过头了 不好笑
  I should stop.Here's something I'm excited to start,It's a brand new watching-win contest. 我应该见好就收 说一个挺让我激动的事 最新举办了看电视赢奖品比赛
  This season apart with TCL and Roku be my official TV sponsor 1. 这一季是与TCL合作 罗库是我们的官方电视赞助商
  They are presenting a Selfie Yourself $10,000 Challenge 2, 他们举办了 晒自拍赢万元大奖的挑战活动
  On next week you can enter to win a fifty-five-inches "TCL Roku TV" and $10,000. 下一周你们就可以参与 奖品是55英寸的TCL罗库电视和一万美元奖金
  All you have to do, is take a selfie with my show playing in the background each day, 你要做的就是每天拍一张自拍 照片背景播放我的节目
  then go to my website submit 3 your selfie and tell me why you should win. 然后把你的自拍上传到我的网页 并且告诉我你赢得大奖的理由
  Watch TV to win money is the American dream. 看电视赢奖金就是美国梦啊
  Alright.Right now,Right now I'm bringing out two people who always make me so happy, 好了 现在 现在我要为你们请出两个 总能让我超开心的人
  Here to dance for you Our 4-year-old Heaven and her mom Tianne. 来给你们跳段舞 有请我们4岁的海文和她的妈妈蒂安娜

vt.发起,主办;资助;n.发起者,资助人
  • Sponsor stated they have no idea where he is.赞助方表示他们不知道他在哪儿。
  • The sponsor has permanent ad on the website commonly.赞助商一般在网站上有永久性广告。
n.挑战;v.向...挑战
  • The job doesn't really challenge him.这项工作不能真正地考验他。
  • She looked at me with challenge.她带着挑战的目光看着我。
vi.(to)屈服,听从vt.呈送,提交;主张
  • He was losing the fight but he would not submit. 他战败了,但不屈服。
  • I will not submit to such treatment. 我不甘心忍受这样的待遇。
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0952
acromelanosis progressiva
autokinetical
Ba-34647
beta-Duftite
branchy
bubble axis
Cheeseman Town
chessically
cognetta
Comunelli
contrasted-groups
cool story, bro
corrugated plate interceptor
cryptocystis
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double head blowpipe for edge preparation
drumshanboes
earthquake sea wave
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electric property of molecule
electromagnet unlocking solenoid
embroidery yarn
engine-room platform
equilibrium line
feather-touch function button
filter course
glasspanelled balustrade
goyt
granular soil
grunsky
hammill
heat flow meter
hemoplastin
heures
Holy Father
IANAC
in chinese
inner reflux
isosulf
leaned back
main cavity
mammillary duct
MAPL (multiple address processing unit)
Margot Fonteyn
market class and greads
measure of risk aversion
meritious
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mutual interests
Netscape Server Application Programming Interface
niffler
niggy
nonproductive expenditure
noted
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octopedes
onion digger
os basilare
outdraught
Panchpāra
patellar-tendon-bearing
phrenico-exeresis
pineal body
police story
power distribution plan
prominins
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pure equation
radio beam coupler
recent memory
repeat reading
rhein-glucoside
rhizoma cimicifugae heracleifoliae
Rua-off
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safety hat covering
schiller colour
Schima
semustine(ME-CCNU)
shake well before use
shell polysaccharide
signal pulse interval
skinless fillet
special type
speculature transaction
stenographical
stowps
supernormally
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table driven parser program
Tancarbite
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thomas campion
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variable-parameter channel
vid
vinclozolin
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