打工姐妹花第一季 第27期:魔鬼诊所遇邪医

 　　It's not that bad.

　　没那么糟
　　It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
　　没那么糟 真没那么糟
　　No.
　　没错
　　For a dentist office in the subway
　　地铁站里的牙科诊所
　　it's pretty good.
　　这家算是"不错"了
　　Seriously how are you not running out of here?
　　说真的 你怎么还不夺门而逃啊
　　I have no choice.
　　我别无选择
　　Now that I have no money or health insurance
　　我现在既没钱也没医疗保险
　　I have to get used to this third world situation.
　　我不得不适应第三世界的环境
　　Third world situation?
　　这哪里是第三世界
　　This is an underworld situation.
　　这根本就是冥界
　　打工姐妹花第一季
　　Okay there's bulletproof glass.
　　好吧 这里有防弹玻璃
　　With a bullet in it.
　　上面还有颗子弹
　　All right so the glass works.
　　好啦 至少说明这玻璃管用
　　It says to sign in.
　　这儿说要登记
　　Look why don't you just take some of our cupcake business savings 1
　　你干嘛不直接拿开店基金
　　and go to a good dentist office?
　　去看好点的牙科诊所呢
　　You know one where you won't get a staph infection
　　就是那种不会因为看一眼地板
　　just from looking at the floor.
　　就染上传染病的诊所
　　No we can't do that.
　　不 不能这么做
　　That's our future.
　　那笔钱可是我们的未来
　　Once we start doing that
　　花了一次
　　it's a slippery slope.
　　之后就难以回头了
　　I don't want anyone to know I was here.
　　我不想让人知道我来过
　　I know this situation is less than ideal
　　我知道这里的环境不够理想
　　but I am having a dental emergency.
　　但我现在有紧急"牙"况
　　No he's having a dental emergency.
　　不 他才有紧急"牙"况
　　Come on let's go over here
　　走吧 去那边问问
　　and see if this man can help me.
　　看他能不能帮帮我
　　Hi.
　　你好
　　Welcome to Subway Smiles.
　　欢迎来到地铁开口笑
　　I told ya we'll get to ya.
　　不是说了马上就到你吗
　　I'm sorry girls.
　　抱歉 女士们
　　I'm a little shaky.
　　我现在有点发抖
　　I was just shot at.
　　我刚被枪击了
　　I have a problem with my teeth migrating.
　　我的牙齿有移位的问题
　　I have advanced bruxism.
　　我有中重度磨牙症
　　Ah. I have hep C.
　　我有丙型肝炎
　　Everybody's got their something.
　　人生在世 谁无小病
　　What do you need?
　　你需要什么
　　We need to be leaving.
　　我们需要离开
　　I just need a bite guard.
　　我需要个牙齿保持器
　　Oh! I can do that.
　　这个我会
　　That's where I squirt foam 2 into your mouth
　　我得先喷点白沫进你嘴里
　　and make a mold.
　　做个牙模
　　Come in the back.
　　到后面来吧
　　If you go back there with him
　　要跟他进后面
　　you'll need a bite guard and a rape 3 guard.
　　不光需要牙齿保持器 还需要防强暴器
　　Is that necessary?
　　有必要吗
　　You're gonna want the gas sweetheart.
　　不用你会后悔的 小甜心