时间:2019-02-05 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward 1, she toldhim she was pregnant 2. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the  nurse asum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

    "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of the expenses."Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

    Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office.

    "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you".

    Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The  lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma 3 had precipitated 4 the cardiac arrest.

    So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and  meatballs, two without!"



adv.后来;以后
  • Let's go to the theatre first and eat afterward. 让我们先去看戏,然后吃饭。
  • Afterward,the boy became a very famous artist.后来,这男孩成为一个很有名的艺术家。
adj.怀孕的,怀胎的
  • She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。
  • She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。
n.外伤,精神创伤
  • Counselling is helping him work through this trauma.心理辅导正帮助他面对痛苦。
  • The phobia may have its root in a childhood trauma.恐惧症可能源于童年时期的创伤。
v.(突如其来地)使发生( precipitate的过去式和过去分词 );促成;猛然摔下;使沉淀
  • His resignation precipitated a leadership crisis. 他的辞职立即引发了领导层的危机。
  • He lost his footing and was precipitated to the ground. 他失足摔倒在地上。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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AAASUSS
AAOS,A.A.O.S.
alveolated cell
anellus
auxiliary storage allocation table
banging on
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bendlets
binary-coded information
bitters
blacklions
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captive finance company
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computational rule
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damson cheese
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Demalon
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estimation of sample size with proportions
exophytic cauliflower form of cervical carcinoma
eyecream
fascia diaphragmatis
freeing pipe
give references
graduating machine
Grandisonian
hardwood tar
helmet connector
Helmville
hermaphroditismus
highwood mts.
hornbeam
index definition
inforc't
Kansei reforms
keep sb. going in sth.
line identification-request indicator
liquid air bottle
low frequency acquisition
m'm
macnelly
mcatamney
monoamino-acid
multi-bucket dredger
nondazzling
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Nārāyanpet
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peroxide tank vent valve
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pneumatic oscillating saw
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roborans tonic
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straight line current
stress releasing borehole
stygians
sulfemoglobinuria
syndrome of excessive heat in middle jiao
tageteses
teel-oil
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three plus one instruction
time shared control
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topological equivalent transformation
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transverse slope of bridge deck
Treasury Offering
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Umguza
virgin group
wheezed
xylophaga rikuzenica
Yae-yama
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