时间:2019-02-01 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

E-mail 电子邮件


A man left for a vacation to Jamaica.  His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided 1 to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap 2 of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving 3 widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here."


有个人去牙买加度假,他的妻子正好出差,所以打算在他到之后的第二天去找他。他到了宾馆,想要给妻子发封邮件,但是记着邮箱的纸找不到了,于是他凭着记忆把信发到了一个邮箱。很不幸,他漏掉了一个字母,因此他的信发到了一个老传教士的妻子的邮箱里,而传教士恰好在前一天去世了。悲痛的老妇人察看邮箱,看着显示器屏幕她尖叫一声,随后就倒在地上死去了。听到她的声音,家人赶忙跑进她的房间,只见这样一句话显示在屏幕上:“亲爱的,快来吧。为了你明天的到来,一切都准备好了。爱你的丈夫。顺便说一句,这里可真够热的。”



adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
n.碎片;废料;v.废弃,报废
  • A man comes round regularly collecting scrap.有个男人定时来收废品。
  • Sell that car for scrap.把那辆汽车当残品卖了吧。
感到悲痛,伤心( grieve的现在分词 ); 使…伤心
  • They are still grieving for their dead child. 他们还在为死去的孩子伤心。
  • The news brought no solace to the grieving relations. 这个消息并未给悲痛的家属带来什么安慰。
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