《柯南脱口秀》第71期:宣布婚事的好办法-英语课

时间：2019-01-24 作者：英语课 分类：柯南脱口秀

英语课

We're back,here's Sir patrick Stewart.You have embraced social media, 我们回来了这是帕特里克·斯图尔特爵士你接受了社交媒体

and you have a great sense of humor about it,and seem to enjoy sending out tweet pics and we have on here, 而且你在网上很幽默你似乎很喜欢发推特照片我们这里有一张
For example,great way to announce your marriage.I love that picture. 比如这是宣布婚事的好办法我喜欢这张照片
Are you in a Chucky cheese by any chance.Never been in a Chuck cheese,no. 你是在查克芝士儿童餐厅吗我从没去过查克芝士没有
We are in a friend's ball pit.What are you.Seriously,please,sir Patrick. 我们在朋友的球坑里你会我是说真的别调皮了帕特里克爵士
For a friend who has everything,you give them a ball pit. 如果你的朋友什么都有就给他一个球坑
Ok,some kind of crazy slang.here you are,You claim you're eating your fist slice of pizza, 好的真是古怪的俚语你宣传这是你吃的第一块披萨
That can't be true.You had pizza before this.Oh,yes.There was a big misunderstanding about this. 这不可能是真的你以前吃过披萨的是的人们对此有很大的误解
Of course I had pizza,but that was my first slice.I had never gone into a pizza restaurant before and asked for a slice. 我当然吃过披萨但是这是我的第一块我从没去过披萨店点过一块披萨
I didn't know such a thing existed.And by the way.How do you mean you don't know a slice existed. 我都不知道存在着一块披萨顺便说句你说你不知道存在着一块披萨是什么意思
You order a pizza,you get it this size or this size and you eat most of it. 你点一份披萨有这么大或这么大的然后你会吃掉大部分
First of all,this is how you and I differ.Oh really?I eat all of it and get another one. 首先这就是我们的不同真的吗我全吃完然后再点一份
But you,you,didn't it come presliced,how are you eating this pizza,don't tell me you're using a knife and fork all these years? 但是你的不是事先切好的吗不然你怎么吃披萨啊别告诉我你这么多年一直在用刀叉吃
Well yeah,this is embarrassing and it certainly enrages 1 my wife 是的这很尴尬而且让我的妻子很生气
Because I do eat pizza with a knife and fork and I know that is a social abhorrence 2 in the United States.I'm going very angry right now. 因为我的确用刀叉吃披萨而且我知道在美国人们深恶痛绝这种事观众现在变得很生气了