时间:2019-01-20 作者:英语课 分类:纯正地道美语


英语课

Host: Hello everyone, and welcome to open mic night! You’re in for a real treat as we’ve got a lot of great comics here with us tonight. First up, we have a very funny man coming straight from the state of Montana, Robert Hicks!


A: Thank you, everyone! Well, what a lovely crowd. You know, there’s nothing I love better than stand-up comedy! You know, I’ve been working on my routine for months now, and I’ve got some real zingers for you tonight. Let’s start out with some short jokes, how bout 1 that? Where do you find a one legged dog?…… Where you left it.


A: Get it? Mmm Anyways... What do you call a sheep with no legs? …… A cloud !


A: Tough crowd... Alright, now you’re going to love this joke. It’s hilarious 2! What do cows do for entertainment? ……They rent moooovies ! moooovies


A:Okay, Okay, we’ve got a few hecklers in the audience, but this one is good! What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? ……DAM!


A:Okay, Last one! Why do gorillas 3 have big nostrils 4? ……Because they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!


Audience: You suck! Get off the stage!


A:Thanks, everyone !That was my time

 



n.侵袭,发作;一次(阵,回);拳击等比赛
  • I was suffering with a bout of nerves.我感到一阵紧张。
  • That bout of pneumonia enfeebled her.那次肺炎的发作使她虚弱了。
adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed
  • The party got quite hilarious after they brought more wine.在他们又拿来更多的酒之后,派对变得更加热闹起来。
  • We stop laughing because the show was so hilarious.我们笑个不停,因为那个节目太搞笑了。
n.大猩猩( gorilla的名词复数 );暴徒,打手
  • the similitude between humans and gorillas 人类和大猩猩的相像
  • Each family of gorillas is led by a great silverbacked patriarch. 每个大星星家族都由一个魁梧的、长着银色被毛的族长带领着。 来自《简明英汉词典》
鼻孔( nostril的名词复数 )
  • Her nostrils flared with anger. 她气得两个鼻孔都鼓了起来。
  • The horse dilated its nostrils. 马张大鼻孔。
学英语单词
abrasive materials
ace it
adorningly
answer the door
as much as one can do
attendees
aurangzebs
back-pack camera
base hum
be glued to
be great on
boetti
borrow money on credit
Chesepian
coal auxiliary decision-making system
Cochinos, Cayos
continuously-variable delay line
control rod lattice for criticality
convergent divergent channel
crackerlike
current-voltage diagram
cysto-urethrography
Dass.
Deuce take you.
driving strap
Dynamic DNS
earth's spheroid
ecostatus
elsine
ensifer
epoxy resin glue
estimated revenue
explosive wave
fast axonal transport
field of play
fire permit
full story
genimycin
genus Madoqua
grease-paints
guidetti
have cause for
horizontal blinds
infrared microscanner
involute worm
kato stavros (stavros)
Lampetra mori
leak finding
leucins
long branch sequence
loss-of-pump-power accident
mameyes
Merry and Bright
misconstructer
miss oneself
mollifiable
monoacetylation
Moore's test
most probable molecular velocity
multitiered
obstacle-free zone (ofz)
oneiroid state
Pamukkale
parallel phase resonance
parasailers
partial reserve system
Perdonine
presence of others
product fiber bundle
promotion policy
provided that
rail of self hardening steel
ramifying fissure
re-conceptualization
sale at deduced price
Scotch whisky
seaside mahoes
selection operation
Serena
small loops
soap stamping press
sowths
splash-in
stainless steel angle rule
stationery
Tamboritha, Mt.
thread machining
tiaralike
Tilletiaceae
total eclipse of the Sun
tree stage
triander
tumo(u)r pathocytology
turn an honest shilling
ultra-performance
under the command of
upper-deck hold
ussful area
vivisect
weed boom
Would you please pass the salt
z-fighting