时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:睡前祷告


  Julia was saying her bedtime prayers."Please God,"she said,“Make Naples the capital of ltaly. Make Naples the capital of ltaly.”
  朱丽叶在做睡前祷告。“上帝啊,”她说道,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
  Her mother interrupted and said,"Julia,why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?”
  妈妈打断她说:“朱丽叶,你为什么要求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”
  And Julia replied,“Because that is what I put in my geography exam!”
  朱丽叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”
  Naples
  n.那不勒斯(意大利南部港市)







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