时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

   幽默笑话:写作文


  One day in class,the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.
  一天,在作文课上,老师给同学们布置了一篇作文,题目是“假如我是个经理”。
  All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason. “I am waiting for my secretary,”answered the boy.
  除了一个男孩之外,所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪,于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书,”男孩回答说。







标签: 幽默
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agravic illusion
all-or-none
aluminumizing
ardons
attitude indicator
aurous compound
auxiliary current
be in phase
beach cloth
biological high polymer
bombill
brokerage office
bushing-type condenser
cab forward type car
CAT scan
converter(CONV)
corpora carcinosus
cross-over distance
daker-hen
dangerous level
dead roll
diagram on the plane of the celestial equator
diaphragm-types
dns client
dual amplifier
eaten like a horse
Edward Lawrie Tatum
eightfold
equipment casualty
exocentrus savioi
factory cost clerk
flamefest
Fortas, Abe
fraidy-cat
gone into production
heat fading
Home Bias
horn diaphragm
hybrid aircraft
hydraulic pressure spraying
i-stald
ibecs
immigrant ship
immunopharmacological
interbusiness credit
interruptum
Jabbok
job order cost
Kasuya
koppelman
Lenting
Lobulus parietalis inferior
LRPA
manually operated punched card
manufacturing production
matryoshkas
mediagenic
minut
mock seam hose
mutual defence
non-plastic soil
Nuon R.
Ostaszewo
paraxin
parotta
part-chill roll
pavor nocturnuss
phusi
piripiri fibre
planar-epitaxial transistor
port hinterland
Quakerisms
reiksguards
relational automaton
rinsing tank
sagest
scarlet sage
search-and-replace
serial poll disable
Sican
sideliners
Simengaon
smear me
solva sauteri
split phase
square type level
standard frequency source
stay of lathe
talks round
Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals
tetrazene
that way madness lies
tin(ii) ferrocyanide
tronics
tubular girder
two-hundredth
Vogt
walking-stick
water brain
windward tide
wiped-film evaporator
Zoeppritz equation