时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
a devil with the men
after screw
aimant
apex prostat?
APS (accessory power supply)
argentario
avante-garde
black carpet
bonding orbital
breadthways, breadthwise
Burgen'
business-builders
call macro
caput (musculi)
center plate centering stud
CIP
close-range photogrammetry
coefficient of abrasiveness
colonial power
common-mode interference
dendrobatidis
desmodiums
diagonite (brewsterite)
external rotor
Fermi Dirac gas
fire-protection wall
folk diagnostic method
frames in
genus of entire function
German law
gitarama
guide rule
hard drawn
heating-load calculation
inductance, mutual
International Co-operation Administration
iron strapped block
jeeper
judicial attachment
Jurbarko Rajonas
keep in touch with
lead hardening
lead sb by the nose
linear finder
long - keeping milk
mccartneys
mosaic endosperm
movingly
multi-function milling holder
Nababeep
Nephrocytium
network management
nominoaccusative
non-overlappin classes
non-volatile memory and sram
noninverting buffer
NTSC DVD
ophthalmocarcinoma
outright cost of an undertaking
over-estimated
overlap distance
paramyotonia congenita
pathopreventive
pedoturbation
perissodactylic
Pocomania
poor boys
postsinusoidal
qualified call
quasidocumentary
random pairs method
rehumanize
relative elastic recovery
reverse onus provision
Salacia polysperma
seadrome floating airport
selection pressure
self correcting code
sex hormone
sex-linked recessiveness
shamable
solid manganese steel frog
spot welding point
spring spreader
start help
start-stop apparatus
stink trap
strenuous vibration
sugar technology
sure-handed
sviatoslav
swiveling tundish
taken a dump
tangential screw
Taylor formula
tentaculozoid
tkn
to pay through the nose
unvindictive
uruguay potatoes
wellport
wisch