成长的烦恼第五季513

Ben: Tell me that's not Gorbachev. OK, it's resources. Iron; I can get one of those. Pottash. Mom, where do we keep the Pottash? Carol: She's in the bathroom. What is all this? Ben: You can't tell! Carol: A map of Russia, drawn by keeping a pen betw

成长的烦恼第五季514

Kate: So, you're saying I'm wrong. Mike: No, no, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that you know absolutely nothing about women. Kate: Mike, there's not a woman in the world who's gonna let you kiss her after you got her name wrong. Mike:

成长的烦恼第五季515

Radio: It's two twenty five am and this is for all you lovers who still believe she's stuck in traffic. Mike: Yeah, that's probably it, Kate's probably just stuck in traffic, I mean, the theatre is all the way across campus. OK, I'll give her five m

成长的烦恼第五季516

Ben: Oh no, mount, Vesuvius is erupting! Honey you grab the kids, I'll start the chariot and... Glug, glug, glug, this is great, I gotta get an A. Carol: No you won't. Ben: Are you kidding? I got this baby rigged to blow at the push of a button. I m

成长的烦恼第五季517

Ben: Great Stinky, I'll meet you at the mall in twenty minutes. I'll be in women's underwear. No, I didn't get permission yet, but don't worry, it's no sweat. Mike: Benny, excuse me! Women's underwear! Ben: What's that for? I'm not gonna be wearing

成长的烦恼第七季:Vicious Cycles

Mike: Ha! That's what they make you wear at Captain Sub? Luke: No, I just like to dress like Popeye. Mike: Look, when you get a new job, you do have to deal with difficult people. Luke: You mean like the customers? Mike: No, like your family. Maggie:

成长的烦恼第七季:Honest Abe

Abe: Hey, the seniors guys day out was one great idea. Ben: Yeah, it was four guys, out on the town. Mike: Eating anything we want Jason: Walking past discount jewelers without missing a beat Ben: Hey, you guys remember last month, when mom and Carol

成长的烦恼第七季:The Call of the Wild

TV: And that's why for our part of the investigation, New York's finest: Pizzerias that is. Kate: Do you believe the garbage they have on local news? Mike: Oh yeah, I know. Who was number two, was it Jessetti or Antonio? TV: Still ahead, Record snows

成长的烦恼第六季:How Could I Leave Her Behind

Mike: Hey stop tickling me. I'm serious. Wo, wo, wo. Thank you for a lovely evening. Jill: Oh, it's over? Mike: Yeah. We can't do anything else. You ran out of money. Hey listen. I want to thank you for letting me drive your new car Joan. Jill: Jill

成长的烦恼第六季:Like Father, Like Son

Maggie: Good morning everybody. It's the second Saturday of the month and you know what that means. Ben: You're gonna be cranky? Maggie: No. It's chore day. Freeze! Ben: Oh, come on. Carol: But I always have to clean the bathrooms, it's not fair. Ma

成长的烦恼第六季:Ben's Rap Group

(Door bell) Jason: Would somebody get that? I'm working here. Could somebody answer the door? Fine, fine! I make the money, I pay the taxes, I'll answer the door. Life is full. Bernie: You want to get started? Jason: Bernie, what are you doing here?

成长的烦恼第二季:Jasons Rib

TV: She was a cop looking for corruption, in all the wrong places. And she' a mother, raising a boy who's begun to ask why his mum packs a thirty eight. Its Undercover Mother. Maggie: Hey guys. Ben you know your bedtime, right? Ben: One am Maggie: B

成长的烦恼第二季:Choices

Cheerleaders: Go Girls. Go you Dewey Hooters. V V victory for var var varsity. Victory for varsity, goooooo Hooters! Loudspeaker: Mike Seaver to the principles office. Mike Seaver come to the principles office immediately, Mr. Girl a: Well I mean, i

成长的烦恼第二季:The Breakfast Club

(Jason and Maggie are watching a sad film at night. Someone climbs up a ladder outside the house.) Maggie: Did you hear that? Jason: What that kind of scraping sound? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: Was it up on the roof? Maggie: Yeah. Jason: No, I didn't. I d

成长的烦恼第二季:The Kid

Radio Announcer: 11:05 on a Christmas Eve morning. And by this time tomorrow fellow kiddies it will all be over but the exchanging! Music: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. . . Mike: Jacket. Scarf. (sniffs) Blue. All right. Shirt. Uh, long

成长的烦恼第二季:Long Day's Journey Into Night

Jason: You can be sure the wok is at the correct temperature by sprinkling water on the surface. The droplets should dance before evaporating. Yes, ballet or rumba? Perfecto! Mike: Hey dad, look. We got a deal for you. If you'll just order pizza we'

成长的烦恼第二季:Jason and the Cruisers

Carol: We need the TV, Mike. Mike: Cant you see I'm in the middle of a show here. Carol: Yeah, well, I got a better show. Mom took all the old movies and put them on tapes so that we can see them. Mike: Why? Jason: Well, this ought to be fun. Maggie

成长的烦恼第四季:Semper Fidelis

Mike: Alright, the king is mean. The king is lean. He's shooting. Here he goes. Hes up to three... Boner: Mikey. Its four am. Any time to get some studying done? Mike: relax. You are acting like this is finals week. Boner: It is. Mike: Yes! One hund

成长的烦恼第四季:Mom of the Year

Maggie: This is Maggie Malone, with this live exclusive. The end of the three week old Long Island garbage strike may be at hand. We have learned exclusively that the head of the sanitation workers local, Harry Spreckles, is meeting in secret sessio

成长的烦恼第四季:In Carol We Trust

Mike: Oh hi guys. Maggie: Hi mike. Jason: Well, your timing is terrible. We just finished dinner. Maggie: Oh gosh. I didnt even realize it was dinner time. I've been working all day on my English term paper. Maggie: All day? Mike: Yeah, pretty much.