时间:2018-12-31 作者:英语课 分类:365个英语简短小故事


英语课

Jerome turned off the TV. He had just watched a couple of "South Park" cartoons. "South Park" is an amusing series about elementary school kids living in a small town in Colorado.


The first cartoon was about Herman, who wanted to become strong and muscular. He asked his mother to buy a supplement that was advertised on TV. The supplement was actually nothing but sugar, but the TV ad promised that it would make you strong and muscular.


Instead, it made Herman very fat. Worse, Herman refused to believe that he had become fat. Even though all his friends were calling him Super Fat Boy, he told them that he was Super Muscle Boy. Finally, when Herman walked onto the stage to receive an award in the school auditorium 1, the stage collapsed 2. Then he realized that maybe he WAS super fat.


The second cartoon was about a dog that followed Lenny home. Lenny loved the dog until he found out it was gay. Then he hated the dog. But Big Al took Lenny to the city’s Home for Gay Animals. While there, Lenny decided 3 that it was okay to be gay. When he got home, he hugged his dog and took it for a walk. He didn’t even mind when it sniffed 4 other male dogs.


 


 


 



n.观众席,听众席;会堂,礼堂
  • The teacher gathered all the pupils in the auditorium.老师把全体同学集合在礼堂内。
  • The stage is thrust forward into the auditorium.舞台向前突出,伸入观众席。
adj.倒塌的
  • Jack collapsed in agony on the floor. 杰克十分痛苦地瘫倒在地板上。
  • The roof collapsed under the weight of snow. 房顶在雪的重压下突然坍塌下来。
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
v.以鼻吸气,嗅,闻( sniff的过去式和过去分词 );抽鼻子(尤指哭泣、患感冒等时出声地用鼻子吸气);抱怨,不以为然地说
  • When Jenney had stopped crying she sniffed and dried her eyes. 珍妮停止了哭泣,吸了吸鼻子,擦干了眼泪。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The dog sniffed suspiciously at the stranger. 狗疑惑地嗅着那个陌生人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
.frx
air-water system
akbank
anti-scour wall
aquatic science
backscattering spectrometry (BS)
Bartolommeo, Fra
beach music
beats the hell out of me
block Gauss-Seidel method
blot out something
breakfast times
business benefits
cargocultist
CD duplicator
Ceroxylon andicola
chaincoccous
change in design clause
chirita primuloides ohwi
circumscribing sphere
color stabilizer
colorfulness of a perceived color
colwyd
consistency restriction
continuous acting controller
cosmic teapot
cutinize
direnfeld
diverse linkage group
drawing card
dumplings in orange sauce
electronic computer and stored program automatic drafter
embossing stylus
Esicon
exsudation cyst
extending structure
extraction steam for factories
feeder height
finite-amplitude instability
flatlines
flocculating chamber
fluxing lime
forest-land tax
gage tolerance
general purpose trunk
glacks
grid-cathode circuit
hepatogastric
hydromatic
income differences
inner toe
intercolonially
ixometer
Jugiong
lecanopagus
lie on ... back
Llanrhystud
Lorenzo
maximum diameter of enlarged bore
mesodermal mesenchyme
microchromatoplate
migratory behaviour
mood lighting
multi-handicapped
multiturn coil
mydatoxin
over-relaxation factor
pass dividend
pc-relative addressing
photolectric recorde
pinzn
political vacuum
preliminary refining
problem of representation
pseudocyclic photophosphorylation
quiescent value
recoilers
reflecting hologram
renal arterial thrombosis
rentfrow
restrictive trade practices act 1956
retaining current
retrospectivity
reversing propeller
sdmi
seeding location
sibling-in-law
siltings
solifuge
spheric balance spring
stywarde
system for coordination of peripheral equipment
tender the olive branch
the type
to speak the truth
transistor switch
treatance
uncometary
underfellow
virna
wood stain
zinc can